Roommate From Hell

By bigbuldge - 17/09/2019 00:01

Today, my roommate whipped my face with a frozen chicken cutlet. My cheek is now the size of the chicken cutlet, and now he won't drive me to the hospital because it's "too funny to look at." FML
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008GGG 14

Put something cold on it to reduce swelling. Like a bag of ice or a bag of frozen vegetables. Or a frozen chicken cutlet.

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anRNsLife 11

You don’t need to go to the hospital for basically a slap in the face. Ice it. Take I uprisen and put your big panties on.

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anRNsLife 11

You don’t need to go to the hospital for basically a slap in the face. Ice it. Take I uprisen and put your big panties on.

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Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5

get a new roommate and or call someone to help you get to the hospital

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

do the same to your roommate but on both sides

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008GGG 14

Put something cold on it to reduce swelling. Like a bag of ice or a bag of frozen vegetables. Or a frozen chicken cutlet.

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Bogrbon 27

That would be assault, battery and domestic violence. I’m pretty sure the police would like to come and take your roommate for a ride, if you called.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Call a cab to the ER, then DTMFA. That's a deal-breaker.

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Major_Haywire 7

Yuz may well mock, but frozen cutlet related deaths are a serious concern. They are rapidly becoming the weapon of choice in domestic assaults as the evidence can quickly be thawed and eaten before the fuzz arrives 🚨

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Lora Wood 11

What leads up to a cutlet thrashing?

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