You should probably learn your limit. Although accidents do happen and that sucks. But YDI.

At least it wasn't yours and some else's crap. Which is how most of 2016 was

Adios 2016 smell you later but I feel OP is still smelling it.

what a stroke of luck...just turn it on and have a bath.

Perhaps a life lesson will be learned/applied here in 2017

Accurate depiction of 2016 as whole

Check for stitches near your kidneys. Normally, I'd say they might've removed one if you woke up in ice, but since you woke up in puke… check for additional kidneys.

hopefully this isn't how the rest of 2017 will be for you.

But imagine if we replaced the alcohol with bath salts ....

 What in the hell have you's done to FML, it looks crap. Take it back the way it was.

 Oh and all you had to do is turn the damn tap on and wash yourself.