By alainopotato - 02/01/2017 11:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
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airdude25 18

You should probably learn your limit. Although accidents do happen and that sucks. But YDI.

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niftyismybitch 21

what a stroke of luck...just turn it on and have a bath.

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airdude25 18

You should probably learn your limit. Although accidents do happen and that sucks. But YDI.

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wesleyc2110 22

At least it wasn't yours and some else's crap. Which is how most of 2016 was

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brenton490 19

Adios 2016 smell you later but I feel OP is still smelling it.

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niftyismybitch 21

what a stroke of luck...just turn it on and have a bath.

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heathersamommy 13

Perhaps a life lesson will be learned/applied here in 2017

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mermaidkeels 26

Accurate depiction of 2016 as whole

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Tripartita 44

Check for stitches near your kidneys. Normally, I'd say they might've removed one if you woke up in ice, but since you woke up in puke… check for additional kidneys.

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brooklyn0118 22

hopefully this isn't how the rest of 2017 will be for you.

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Laphog 17

But imagine if we replaced the alcohol with bath salts ....

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species4872 19

<p>&nbsp;What in the hell have you's done to FML, it looks crap. Take it back the way it was.</p> <p>&nbsp;Oh and all you had to do is turn the damn tap on and wash yourself.</p>

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