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By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 June 2012 17:43 / Spain
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Oh, we've totally all been there. Took me a while of frustrating failed drunken attempts before I realized I didn't have a penis.

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Wait your telling me that DOESN'T increase my penis size??! All the those lonely nights rubbing shampoo on myself for nothing!!

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You people are so off! The only shampoo that works for that is the one with the stallion logo. Never heard of the reference; hung like a horse? Yup.

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Yeah I once got really coked up on bath salts and bit off a hobos face by the side of the road.

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Oh, we've totally all been there. Took me a while of frustrating failed drunken attempts before I realized I didn't have a penis.

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I didn't even realize the pun I just thought the guy was an idiot because he spelt ridiculous wrong.

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dude you gotta lay off of the reefer, it says nothing about being stoned just drinking. I think you gotta quit reliving your own personal experiences of getting stoned and shampooing your dick to make it bigger

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40 - Mr ponytail's first comment was probably made while coming down from a high or withdrawals from lack of, and their second comment was most likely made once they took a couple hits from the bong. It's like a Before and After, they even included a smiley face to show how happy they are!

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Size doesn't matter only if you know how to use what you've got. Maybe poor OP is a bit lackluster in the love makin' department, and size is his only hope of redemption. Not everyone can be natural-born sexperts like you, SkoomaKi.

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Wait a minute. Saying "Size doesn't matter" makes me a sexpert? Brilliant! I must share my born ability with the world!

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