By Anonymous - Spain - Tordesillas
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
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  yuggi1  |  11

You people are so off! The only shampoo that works for that is the one with the stallion logo. Never heard of the reference; hung like a horse? Yup.

  Llamacod  |  11

dude you gotta lay off of the reefer, it says nothing about being stoned just drinking. I think you gotta quit reliving your own personal experiences of getting stoned and shampooing your dick to make it bigger

  AsianCookie247  |  14

40 - Mr ponytail's first comment was probably made while coming down from a high or withdrawals from lack of, and their second comment was most likely made once they took a couple hits from the bong. It's like a Before and After, they even included a smiley face to show how happy they are!

  kyleekay  |  25

Size doesn't matter only if you know how to use what you've got.

Maybe poor OP is a bit lackluster in the love makin' department, and size is his only hope of redemption.

Not everyone can be natural-born sexperts like you, SkoomaKi.