By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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Freeze_fml 16
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Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

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LMA0 5
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Haha awkward! :p

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DeepSouthEmo 0

first

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LMA0 5
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Haha awkward! :p

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Freeze_fml 16
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Twilight avatar. #2 fail. Comments keep alternating. Hope it doesn't change back to LMA0.

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aphrodite14141 0

It did. I hope someone fixes it.

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Freeze_fml 16
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Aw, you changed your avatar.

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LMA0 5
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Haha weird! Definitely delete my comment! Fail compared to the sausage one! ;)

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Metzler31 17
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hahah owned by ur mom!

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5lug 0
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people actually think this douche aphrodite made a funny comment.. u guys ar sad

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shadow33456 1

lol

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anotherdumbo 0
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i wanna go to wanna these parties invite me

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pwincessa23 1

YDI!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!

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Craw25 0

Shit happens when you party naked!!!

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ihavenoname123 0

how do you even know it's a girl?? O.o

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PottentialFML 0

Looks to me like sausages

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blackmessiah 0

pussy

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serendipitiousne 0

I agree!

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EastonxStealth 0
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roffies??????????? or if u like hangover.. groundies

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anela_fml 0

I'm with dumbo lol

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E1337ist 0

epic lol

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sinac 0
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that was funny

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flakes_fml 0
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ydi for not passing out wearing clothes

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thatguy626 0

wait what? that's so your fault

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cloud_strife_ 0
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Yeah, be glad your mom was cool about it. Knowing my mom, I probably wouldn't have woken up at all.

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cowgod 0

... ur lucky ur mom is chill. my mom would have grabbed a chair and stuck the leg up my ass

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cowgod 0

it's only fun when you're expecting it

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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yah girls do like a huge piece of "wood" up their ass

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nl0317 0

Could be a guy

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Prestigex 0

How many girls do you know named Adam?

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omnistryder 0

the leg of what?

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hotscar 3

the chair

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ArcherGirl82 0

I agree, how is this an FML? If it were my mom I'd have woken up outside next to a pile of everything I own.

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Freeze_fml 16
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Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

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chaos753159 4
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but no sausage 

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chaos753159 4
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But, No SaUsAgE 

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chaos753159 4
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Atleast you have fingers 

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trebla3193 0
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that sounds like one wild party

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ShadowzI 0
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And I threw myself on the ground. I got booze in my system!

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Pink_Butterflies 0

I lol'd.

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kyaquatel 0
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XD that was probably an awesome party. Your mom is cool, too.

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uxoriouswidow 0
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What were you doing in the kitchen naked?

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lemony_fml 0
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What CAN'T you do in the kitchen naked?

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LMA0 5
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Gettin' it on with the egg beaters. ;)

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Montacita 0
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Cook bacon. Cooking bacon is not an approved pantsless activity.

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crailboyne 0

you can't unzipped ur jacket in ur kitchen while you're naked.

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Montacita 0
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Sure you can. You just won't be wearing it. This makes me wonder…can you get dressed while your naked?

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killerviral 0

good question

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Giant85 0

you can, but then you'd no longer be naked

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VanessaVander 2
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dang that sucks. never have parties unless ur parents r away for the weekend.

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AbOvE_88 0

what bout if he came naked from a party n passed out in the kitchen? xD

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