By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 076
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Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

Haha awkward! :p


DeepSouthEmo 0


Haha awkward! :p

Twilight avatar. #2 fail. Comments keep alternating. Hope it doesn't change back to LMA0.

aphrodite14141 0

It did. I hope someone fixes it.

Aw, you changed your avatar.

Haha weird! Definitely delete my comment! Fail compared to the sausage one! ;)

hahah owned by ur mom!

people actually think this douche aphrodite made a funny comment.. u guys ar sad

shadow33456 1


i wanna go to wanna these parties invite me

pwincessa23 1

YDI!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!

Craw25 0

Shit happens when you party naked!!!

ihavenoname123 0

how do you even know it's a girl?? O.o

PottentialFML 0

Looks to me like sausages

blackmessiah 0


serendipitiousne 0

I agree!

roffies??????????? or if u like hangover.. groundies

anela_fml 0

I'm with dumbo lol

E1337ist 0

epic lol

that was funny

ydi for not passing out wearing clothes

thatguy626 0

wait what? that's so your fault

Yeah, be glad your mom was cool about it. Knowing my mom, I probably wouldn't have woken up at all.

cowgod 0

... ur lucky ur mom is chill. my mom would have grabbed a chair and stuck the leg up my ass

cowgod 0

it's only fun when you're expecting it

yah girls do like a huge piece of "wood" up their ass

nl0317 0

Could be a guy

Prestigex 0

How many girls do you know named Adam?

omnistryder 0

the leg of what?

hotscar 3

the chair

ArcherGirl82 0

I agree, how is this an FML? If it were my mom I'd have woken up outside next to a pile of everything I own.

Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

but no sausage 

But, No SaUsAgE 

Atleast you have fingers 

that sounds like one wild party

And I threw myself on the ground. I got booze in my system!

Pink_Butterflies 0

I lol'd.

XD that was probably an awesome party. Your mom is cool, too.

What were you doing in the kitchen naked?

What CAN'T you do in the kitchen naked?

Gettin' it on with the egg beaters. ;)

Cook bacon. Cooking bacon is not an approved pantsless activity.

crailboyne 0

you can't unzipped ur jacket in ur kitchen while you're naked.

Sure you can. You just won't be wearing it. This makes me wonder…can you get dressed while your naked?

killerviral 0

good question

Giant85 0

you can, but then you'd no longer be naked

dang that sucks. never have parties unless ur parents r away for the weekend.

AbOvE_88 0

what bout if he came naked from a party n passed out in the kitchen? xD