By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
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homesuckfucker 28

At least you didn't make any irrevocable, long-term mistakes or decisions. You are very lucky to love someone willing to put up with you and help you when you're that plastered, too. She's a keeper. All in all, it sounds like you just had a few too many. It'll be better in a day or two.

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Curtis66 19

at least you didn't actually have to put those plans into action yet.

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bcausefuthatswhy 6

You want to the wrong mall huh? :)

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Econforthwin 15

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say you went to the wrong FML.

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anoniemm 13

Definitely a keeper... If I were you, I would do something special for her, seeing how she took care of you

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JamieLT 22

At least she took care of you. She's a keeper

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jigglypuff34 16

This is how memories are made...or forgotten. Stay thirsty my friend.

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protoskore 27

Alcohol: killing brain cells since the dawn off time.

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ZachHatesPeople 22

I think you mistook alcohol with meth... Common mistake I hear.

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