By fractured_ - 05/08/2014 05:17 1 0 27 16 Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 577 You deserved it 3 808 Tweet Share
By CasperTheFriendlyGhost - 14/07/2016 17:11 - United States - Los Angeles 2 1 9 18 Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 650 You deserved it 1 300 Tweet Share
After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.