Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Haelous 0
Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.
OEsEben 0
can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?
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Comments (108)
isaiaha11 2
#3 ftw!
xNephilim 19
Jesus, people! Someone hooking up happens all the freaking while and besides, it's just sex, for god's sake. It's not like she raped the dude and then found out he had herpes! But using his toothbrush is kinda nasty. Ew.
thepersephone666 11
and this is why 99% of women are ***** hahah "it's just sex" ,"it's just my body that I obviously have no respect for"hahahhaha
aussie_gemini 5
after 'meeting' the most amazing man you use his toothbrush... lmao I'm sure you both have the most amazing herpes now!!!! cute!
EmmyRahh 5
better get your dumb ass tested
Aniblecoby 0
why would you have sex with someone you don't even know???
MidgetMonster 0
exactly...that's what I don't get, why is everyone flipping out about the tooth brush when he just previously stuck his herpes infested penis inside her ******, you get me. when you make out with somebody, sharing a toothbrush isn't that terribly heinous, and certainly is not as bad as messing around with genital herpes!! one can only hope they were simplex 1 herpes
kidclarke 15
YDI it for using his toothbrush. I'd be pissed if some bitch used my toothbrush without asking. Enjoy the herpes.
jasygirl 7
why would you have sex with someone you just met? you have no idea what kind of diseases they may have! ew! and using their toothbrush as well? like WTF, he's not your boyfriend!
sabresrock 0
What is wrong with you sex and then use his toothbrush after. You're a freek you deserve it. Why not eat his ass out too.
barbiegirl491 1
I was thinking the same thing!!! that's nasty!