By screwed. - 03/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 427
You deserved it 45 641
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Haelous 0

Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

379 3
OEsEben 0

can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

220 5

Comments

cokyspaniel 0

I hope you got tested, it is likely that you'll get ri of it easily cos it's in it's early satges- urreally lucky u found this out right away.

0 0
NeedNewGirlfrien 0

FYL for not knowing, YDI for neglecting the CONDOM.

0 0
SleepOnStones 5

YDI for sleeping with him after only one night. And why the hell would you use someone else's toothbrush?!

0 0
haniam16 6

u slept with someone on first date? moron!

2 0
isminei 6

One night stands are not uncommon. Neither is exaggeration. As in, she probably meant he was amazing in bed as you can't get to know someone in one night. Oh, and btw, moderators can remove comments and bump the numbers down.

1 2
serioiusdrea 1

Even though it is uncommon these days, she could mean that she litterally slept with him and not that she "slept" with him. Either way though, you don't just go using somebody's toothbrush. Yuck!

1 2
Brice2Kelly 4

you're an idiot. you prolly have herpes anyways if youre the trashy

3 0