Is this the worst Netflix and chill ever?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2018 06:00

Spicy
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 914
You deserved it 496

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Sounds like you should have invited his ex instead, for a bigger experience

‘Netflix and spew’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Sounds like you should have invited his ex instead, for a bigger experience

FishyFishy 12

Just let him out, no trash can or bag. HE MUST SUFFER!

Cocktails? Whose cock in whose tail? What happened in the beginning and middle of the evening?

‘Netflix and spew’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

boopingsnoot 24

“Hulu and spew” works better

Party Foul!

DMA 11

Don’t leave us in suspense, OP! How big was his ex’s dick?!

Zekfen 17

Maybe he was still suffering from the migraines his ex boyfriend gave him every time he orgasmed.

Cocktails? More like cock tales.

And you didn't kick him out because...?

KingAdrock 16

It couldn't be that big, considering this dude's gag reflex...