1- is that what your dad told you?

Well did you give him an STD??

10- Is that a cracked tooth in your profile picture?

Actually, I prefer to take rather than give, gifts that is. I don't like them STI's. And yeah, they changed it from STD to STI, the I standing for infection.

29, So aids is an infection now?

32- Aids is a symptom of the HIV, so no it's not an infection.

Herpes: the gift that never stops giving.

29- not what they're teaching in health (as of this month)

You know you're American when...

Herpes of the tooth, Look it up! LOL JK, Your boyfriends a moron.

Tell him, you'll know it's an STD when your balls start swelling

You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.... : |

Same here! Though, I'd have liked it more if it was STiDiot .

^This comment was directed to 17

Ya a tooth STD... Ur BF is a ******* plug

53-You know you American when? When what? Don't leave us wondering !!!

78- you know your in america when people believe a swollen jaw is a symptom of an STD.

Quite true but still highly discouraged

21, why ISN'T your picture of a cracked tooth.

She should get her self tested and prove him wrong, other than that he might be right. But he should consider the cracked tooth a possibility

She shouldn't have to. There's no need for her to have to prove herself to her boyfriend. Whats the magic word? Trust? I'll accept trust, but I was looking for nipples.

I like the nipple joke but really now. Just because someone says they are clean, you're just going to to take their word for it? Significant other or not, it would be one of the few things you actually should have to prove.

Very true. But there is a thing called a condom. Even though it's not 100% effective, it does a pretty good job

Hmm.. When something as serious as stds I Would at least find comfort in knowing factually what's true.. But I also agree.. Without trust there is nothing but arguments and failure.

82 - condoms are effective but they reduce feeling by about...100%

Why I've never!

Get a rash somewhere random like you're arm, and yell at him about giving you a STD.

haha I'm sure you're dumb

Haha god I'm hard.

I'm sorry son, but your girlfriend gave you gingivitis. There's nothing we can do.

Explain to him what STD stands for for starters

It's nowt nwice to say wetarded

Hey! That's insulting to retard people!!! (double meaning ^_^ I call win)

Gonna-sypha-herpa-aids!! Is the correct saying:)

Actually it's herpa-gonna-syphil-aids.

Actually it Levio-sah, not levios-ah.

it's*

Lol I don't have it, so I don't know! Lol

To summarize; you think he is very clever and "very" is the only adverb in your vocabulary. Check, got it.

ginger, idc if your comments have -thumbs, I love each and every one of them equally. :)

Chill : ) I don't really get why you felt like giving me a reply like that, but as a matter of fact I do actually have lots of other adverbs in my vocabulary, so don't you worry about it too much, I've got everything under control myself. Thanks for your concern : )

She's Danish gingers. English is not her native language. Chill and stop failing at being a critic.

Your vocabulary is based primarily around adverbs? That's quite a conundrum now isn't it?

So does this mean we can't have make up sex? :/