Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Top comments
Haelous 0
Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.
OEsEben 0
can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?
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Comments (108)
buttonface 0
@2: you're a ******* moron.
redsox112 0
would they have sex with you If you told them? I think we all know the answer to that.
redsox112 0
btw I'm not saying it's okay i'm just saying y they wouldn't yell u.
phantomofmusic 0
Having an STD isn't the end of the world. The problem is that the guy didn't tell her. I read in a medical journal that more than 40% of people have one but only half know. Everyone deserves to know what they are getting exposed to instead of being surprised later.
imnutsss 0
herpes still travels in saliva :(
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol ^ WIN :D totaly agree with this
thebeatles4891 1
your boyfriend doesn't have herpes...... probably
Save_Bandit 5
you would think that using his toothbrush would be a small issue compared to having sex with him. she's more dumb for having sex with him than for brushing her teeth with his toothbrush.
Miss_Represented 0
Agree with 2. WTF OP. YDI
imdacsgrrl 0
Don't be silly: wrap that willy. (: