Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Haelous 0
Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.
OEsEben 0
can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?
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Comments (108)
f_t_p 0
YDI! It's your fault!!! First off, you hook up with a guy after you meet them the first night, second, you are using HIS toothbrush!! It obviously seems like sharing is not an issue with you, so no wonder he didn't bother to mention his herpes. I hope you learn your damn lesson.
shamwowman 0
eewwwww you used his toothbrush??
cookie2342 0
Yeah really, that's what you get for using his toothbrush! Herpes!
Mauskau 36
it definitely does! (17224) - yeah! way to show 'em (17224)
SocialxMoon 0
I'm hoping that you used a condom. Otherwise, have fun with an STD that will flare up sporadically for the rest of your life. Seriously, it's a viral infection, & there's no way to 100% way to cure it or get rid of it. Also, why would you use this man's toothbrush? Fair enough, you really like him, but if I was in your shoes, I would have gone home & called him later. Seems like common sense to me.
Dubstep_fml 1
dont use the herpes toothbrush! dont you watch south park?
krzokgal 0
Herpes is not the worst thing that could happen to her, what about Hepatitis? You're alot more likely to catch Hep from a toothbrush than HSV or even HIV. Both viruses, when exposed to the air, don't survive well. Hepatitis from my understanding can survive in dried blood. Another reason you shouldn't share razors either. And what about etiquette here? I'd be pissed if someone I didn't even know used my toothbrush. I'd be grossed out if someone in my family used my toothbrush!
raianecaroline 0
oh cl
Secret_Fire_King 0
That is disgusting.. You used his tooth brush?
amazinggbaby 2
You know giving someone an STD is illegal if they didn't inform you they had the disease..