Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Haelous 0
Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.
OEsEben 0
can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?
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Comments (108)
drewcat21 0
Well that's a bitch.
Valentine_Beauty 5
you met the guy last night, and you slept with him? do you do that all the time? i won't be surprised if you've contracted something even before him...
JimSweatshirt 6
Soooo what duudet?!!! Hes still hot.. I think
SamanthaNGoree 10
Why are you using his toothbrush when you just met him?! thats disgusting. YDI.
Hawaii84 16
Ewwww how can you use someone else's toothbrush? I have been with my husband for 7 years and I rather get a shot (my phobia) than use his toothbrush.
elizacandle 29
Why would you use HIS toothbrush?!?! Anf that sucks! he should have disclosed that!
kinzie1217 1
Why would you use his toothbrush that's just gross.
Adree 15
This is why you don't have sex with men you just met
_NeoQueen_ 7
....i have no idea why you thought it would be a good idea to use someone else's toothbrush. The fact that you don't even really know this guy, you just met, and that he has herpes just makes this worse. But even if none of that was true....WHY THE HELL would you use someone else's toothbrush??? that's so disgusting. also, i hope that you used a condom...i'm sorry but only an idiot wouldn't use a condom to have sex with someone that they JUST MET!!
Skyyfall 6
That's why you don't have sex with someone just after you meet them