By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00

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Today my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
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almost_there44 26

This is not one of the moments you stick out to see if he'll change. He made his bed and now he has to lay in it. I hope it itches just as much as it burns. Move on from his possibly infected ass and get tested as well!!

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exileonmainst 16

Don’t stand in the way of Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. What they have is true love.. And also herpes.

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almost_there44 26

This is not one of the moments you stick out to see if he'll change. He made his bed and now he has to lay in it. I hope it itches just as much as it burns. Move on from his possibly infected ass and get tested as well!!

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manb91uk 22

I think you mean ex-fiancé? Please tell me that was a typo and not a moment of moron...

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indienerdgirl 27

So is he still your fiancé?

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Lobby_Bee 17

And now you should get yourself checked too.

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RichardPencil 30

You know, losing your deposits on the reception hall, catering, flowers, etc., burns less than your recurring genital sores.

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OrchidKitten 21

Losing deposits on that stuff also costs less than any of the treatments she may possibly need if she stays with him. Herpes is only one of the many STDs, some prostitutes have.

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onceuponatime456 16

Get yourself tested and say goodbye to the cheating prick - he will not change!

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Lillysar91 20

your fiancé better get tested for other STIs. So should you. And i hope you leave his lame ass. You deserve better than this excuse of a fiancé.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Send his sorry ass to the curb and get tested yourself. I’m sorry to hear that you were engaged to a piece of shit masquerading as a human.

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