By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.

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gutzzzz 0
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I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.

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REGGIEstration 4
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If the applause was sarcastical, DAMN! But hopefully it wasn't

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gutzzzz 0
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I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.

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behemothokun 0
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that comment made my day

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ZoroFresh 0
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gutzzzz just won THE GAME

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mz_booty 0
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minute to win it!!!!

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leeshxx 3
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19, I just read ur profile I think u misspelled ur email address :) thought I'd let u no :)

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mz_booty 0
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32- thanks, stupid iPhones!!

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khaya 9
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Are you sure they weren't clapping after the. noisy and huge dump you took

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T3P33_fml 0
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"dude, we gotta clap for that, did you hear that Splash?!?"

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forest1wolf 9
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vodka is ur best friend!

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CommonSenseKarma 17
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Drink is worse than Hitler, Castro, and Obama chained together in an enclosed space.

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sarahbella101 7
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OP should just be grateful she/he didn't fet booed.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.

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sherivengeance 3
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< insert Family Guy ostrich laugh> Ahaaa

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uncbballwins 0
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If you havin vocal problems I feel bad for ya son

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nalia18 8
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good one... :| your so funny...

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ambowew 7
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"Hey, John, did you hear about the kid singing in the bathroom during a performance?" "Did I hear? They wouldn't shut the fuck up, how could I have not?!"

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that1guyyy 12
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you're unfunny 5

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blueglue 0
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lol I thought it was pretty funny

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SunshineBoy21 0
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Where was the bathroom, on the stage. I mean jeez, how close was the bathroom that whole auditorium could hear you?!? Maybe they were applauding the fact that you released that 4 pound, burrito induced turd from your bowels and they thought the noise you were making was the grunting to pass that baby sized poop!

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Juliaa15 6
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I wouldn't be embarassed because of the clapping, I'd be concerned about how loud my voice can get.

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JuliaM1000 10
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Ya. Anyways how wouldtge audiace know op was in the bathroom? My bet is they probably thought op was backstage.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3
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That's noo FML I'd be honored!

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ZoroFresh 0
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Oh shit, it's young Vinny.

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demonxshadow 1
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oh shit. what are we going to do?

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sarapsosis 1
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OMG I dunno!!!!! looks like we got a situation, I called a cab earlier so THE CABS ARE HERE THE CABS A HEAAA...

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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lol u guys are funnny haha young vinny!

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TomFeltonFan 0
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dang! YDI OP, for singing so damn loud! lol

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tic_tac_toe 0
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it's really more of an FML for the pianist whose performance got ruined

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TomFeltonFan 0
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haha, so true.

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enonymous 8
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It's ok he was playing rocket man by Elton John and not the William Shatner version. you added some depth with your back up vocals and bass with the shits you were doing

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Based 0
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So you sang along to a piano hmm? Something incapable of forming words. Yet you sang along. You must have sold your soul for such an amazing gift. Not kidding. Ok maybe a little. Wait no. I'm not. Or maybe.

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