By American idol
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
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By  ambowew  |  7

"Hey, John, did you hear about the kid singing in the bathroom during a performance?"
"Did I hear? They wouldn't shut the fuck up, how could I have not?!"

By  SunshineBoy21  |  0

Where was the bathroom, on the stage. I mean jeez, how close was the bathroom that whole auditorium could hear you?!?

Maybe they were applauding the fact that you released that 4 pound, burrito induced turd from your bowels and they thought the noise you were making was the grunting to pass that baby sized poop!

By  enonymous  |  8

It's ok he was playing rocket man by Elton John and not the William Shatner version. you added some depth with your back up vocals and bass with the shits you were doing

By  Based  |  0

So you sang along to a piano hmm? Something incapable of forming words. Yet you sang along. You must have sold your soul for such an amazing gift. Not kidding. Ok maybe a little. Wait no. I'm not. Or maybe.