By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19
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If the applause was sarcastical, DAMN! But hopefully it wasn't
What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.
"Hey, John, did you hear about the kid singing in the bathroom during a performance?" "Did I hear? They wouldn't shut the fuck up, how could I have not?!"
Where was the bathroom, on the stage. I mean jeez, how close was the bathroom that whole auditorium could hear you?!? Maybe they were applauding the fact that you released that 4 pound, burrito induced turd from your bowels and they thought the noise you were making was the grunting to pass that baby sized poop!