Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
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allmidnighteyes
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What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.
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gutzzzz
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I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.
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REGGIEstration
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If the applause was sarcastical, DAMN! But hopefully it wasn't
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gutzzzz
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I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.
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behemothokun
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that comment made my day
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ZoroFresh
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gutzzzz just won THE GAME
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mz_booty
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minute to win it!!!!
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sarapsosis
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lmao gutzzzz
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Lustuu_fml
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+100[...]0.
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leeshxx
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19, I just read ur profile I think u misspelled ur email address :) thought I'd let u no :)
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mz_booty
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32- thanks, stupid iPhones!!
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khaya
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Are you sure they weren't clapping after the. noisy and huge dump you took
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T3P33_fml
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"dude, we gotta clap for that, did you hear that Splash?!?"
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forest1wolf
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vodka is ur best friend!
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CommonSenseKarma
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Drink is worse than Hitler, Castro, and Obama chained together in an enclosed space.
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sarahbella101
| 7
OP should just be grateful she/he didn't fet booed.
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LaLince
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lol gutzzz
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flyingdonuts
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second
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allmidnighteyes
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What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.
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MrsLender_fml
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LMFAO!
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LinTurk
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lol..
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sherivengeance
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< insert Family Guy ostrich laugh> Ahaaa
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uncbballwins
| 0
If you havin vocal problems I feel bad for ya son
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nalia18
| 8
good one... :| your so funny...
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ambowew
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"Hey, John, did you hear about the kid singing in the bathroom during a performance?"
"Did I hear? They wouldn't shut the fuck up, how could I have not?!"
"Did I hear? They wouldn't shut the fuck up, how could I have not?!"
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cptmorgan15
| 2
uh...
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that1guyyy
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you're unfunny 5
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blueglue
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lol I thought it was pretty funny
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SunshineBoy21
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Where was the bathroom, on the stage. I mean jeez, how close was the bathroom that whole auditorium could hear you?!?
Maybe they were applauding the fact that you released that 4 pound, burrito induced turd from your bowels and they thought the noise you were making was the grunting to pass that baby sized poop!
Maybe they were applauding the fact that you released that 4 pound, burrito induced turd from your bowels and they thought the noise you were making was the grunting to pass that baby sized poop!
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smileydancer92
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lmaooo
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rwarharr
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hero^^^
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Juliaa15
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I wouldn't be embarassed because of the clapping, I'd be concerned about how loud my voice can get.
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JuliaM1000
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Ya. Anyways how wouldtge audiace know op was in the bathroom? My bet is they probably thought op was backstage.
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IMveryHUNGRY
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That's noo FML I'd be honored!
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ZoroFresh
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Oh shit, it's young Vinny.
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demonxshadow
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oh shit.
what are we going to do?
what are we going to do?
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sarapsosis
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OMG I dunno!!!!! looks like we got a situation, I called a cab earlier so THE CABS ARE HERE THE CABS A HEAAA...
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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lol u guys are funnny haha young vinny!
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TomFeltonFan
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dang! YDI OP, for singing so damn loud! lol
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tic_tac_toe
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it's really more of an FML for the pianist whose performance got ruined
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TomFeltonFan
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haha, so true.
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enonymous
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It's ok he was playing rocket man by Elton John and not the William Shatner version. you added some depth with your back up vocals and bass with the shits you were doing
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Based
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So you sang along to a piano hmm? Something incapable of forming words. Yet you sang along. You must have sold your soul for such an amazing gift. Not kidding. Ok maybe a little. Wait no. I'm not. Or maybe.