Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Haelous 0
Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.
OEsEben 0
can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?
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Comments (108)
justfml22 13
You deserved it never ever sleep or kiss anyone who you don't know not to mention you must have seen it on him.
Teacatt 13
Eww why would you use his toothbrush
loubabe69 19
Ewwww you did use condoms right? Not so amazing for not telling you.
AcrusaderA 10
90% of the human population has some form of herpes It is mostly asymptomatic and usually only presents with red bumps.
Horriblepersona 4
You do realize pretty much everyone has herpes and its basically harmless right
animechan 15
Why did you use his toothbrush?if you don't have a toothbrush,brush your teeth with your finger.YDI
Kara_araK 24
That's gross, how can you use someone else's toothbrush, especially if you have just met them? I don't even use my husband's toothbrush, and we've been together for 8 years
wrenavery90 12
Ewww. You used his toothbrush??