Do as I say…

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, as a gynaecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
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Justkidding100 41

as a gynaecologist, you should know that both of those conditions are easily fixed with a pill.

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tiptoppc 19

Unless in the USA, then you are vilified and declared a witch from the std alone. Thank god they aren’t in the USA. They’d be burned at the stake. God, the USA used to be ahead of others in science and theology. Now i feel we need a crusade to bring us to where we were 100 years ago…

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Justkidding100 41

as a gynaecologist, you should know that both of those conditions are easily fixed with a pill.

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tiptoppc 19

Unless in the USA, then you are vilified and declared a witch from the std alone. Thank god they aren’t in the USA. They’d be burned at the stake. God, the USA used to be ahead of others in science and theology. Now i feel we need a crusade to bring us to where we were 100 years ago…

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dreams2383 18

lol not true at all. the pill is over the counter and you won't be vilified by your doctor to get the pill for a std. seriously stop being hyperbolic

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butterfly27 1

oh dear…. please find support within your friends and community and you will find the teaching and the opportunity in this situation ❤️. much love

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