Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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Top comments
anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
annact 0
haha at #79.
LaughterofCorn 4
"Yawn, what was that Oh My ******* God!!" "Meow"
cparrenas 3
Shouldve spayed her.
damacha 0
YDI for not spaying her
scoobydoo1998 0
only lonely people have cats...
catcrazy101 2
no thats not ture im not lonely im getting married and i have 2 cats, that is bull shit
itsnubs 0
it's costs $70 to get a cat spayed at the humane society near me. it's people like you who shouldn't be allowed pets for being ignorant owners.
djmixon 0
Aawwww! That is awesome that she trusted you like that! Usually they look for quiet, solitary places. You should feel blessed! Even if those sheets will forever be hers.
That0therguy 4
isn't that your seventh time now?
Ella69 0
I'm sure you're one proud nanny : ]
MerrikBarbarian 9
get your cat fixed then! be a responsible owner and you won't gave these issues. ydi all the way. f your cats life. :/