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By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
I'd expect enough blood for four births. My cats would claw me to shreds if I tried even putting them down my shirt. (They don't even care for being picked up, they might tear your face off for just that.)
Your father sounds like an absolute riot!
I don't think she's going to want to continue your family line anytime soon, OP.