Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
isac1234 0
one word: hahaha
rainport 0
god damn respect ur kitty much love to ur kitty n her kittens
catcrazy101 2
will its part of life and the cats need somthing thats comterfull, o well clean it up no big deal
ILoveTabz 0
kitty cat :P meeeRouww!
Zekumi 2
Please consider spaying your cat. On average, 11,000 homeless animals are euthanized every single day in the United States. 11,000 today and 11,000 tomorrow and 11,000 the day after that. People who allow their pets to breed irresponsibly are, unfortunately, directly responsible for this high number. Even *if* you find homes for all the offspring, that's just that many less homes for the animals already sitting in shelters with their days counting down. I don't mean to preach, but I like to remind on behalf of the cats and dogs that had their dead bodies stuffed into trash bags today. :/
tink92 3
Well that sucks but atleast your cat didn't hide somewhere because if she would have had complications, you wouldnt be able to help her. My dog hid when she had her puppies
Furnaceman 0
ydi form not having her fixed, doesn't anyone remember Bob Barker? jeez...
Matty1188 6
Unless you took in a pregnant stray, YDI for not spaying your cat.
Fireworxxx 2
How is that a FML again?
eftup 9
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