Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
missadoodikins 9
spay ur cat
MaryPoppins88 14
well they eat everything afterwards so on the plus side no mess to clean up and now you have kittens:)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
this is y u spay
Wondering1 0
wow whata sight :/
ReynshineCutting 10
If OP intentionally bred a purebred cat to sell the babies that's one thing. But there's absolutely no excuse for an accidental pregnancy. If you don't want kittens, you spay your friggen cat.
flippers 0
Use your imagination, be creative and interpret the message in your own unique way. :)
flippers 0
Use your imagination, be creative and interpret the message in your own unique way. :)
silentblack 0
talking about a rude awakening
kei1108 13
that sucks. FYL. But at the same time, YDI for not getting your cat spayed.
kasumii 1
If you care about your cat you shouldn't be complaining on FML. Just a big mess to clean but cleaning isn't a huge deal.