Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Wake up call
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Radar
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Wake up, human!
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Territorial
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Welcome to the family!
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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KittyJay 3
awww... are she and the kittens okay? :)
coolwhiplova 1
BABIES!!
Reynard13 1
I respectfully submit that if it takes you half your life to work out 6+3x5, you should be the one working on a suicide note.
MagicMarker 0
YDI for not getting her spayed. After all, it's not like there are thousands of animals euthanized every year because people are too stupid to spay and neuter, or anything.
joa76 3
1. If EVERY cat/dog was fixed, there would very shortly be NO more cats and dogs. I realize that's not a problem we currently have, but I get tired of people freaking out at the idea of a single non-fixed animal, without realizing that they cannot possibly all be fixed if the species is to continue. 2. Maybe they actually breed cats, to sell. If they breed purebreds, especially of certain rarer or more difficult breeds, they can sell for hundreds of even thousands of dollars per cat. 3. Maybe they adopted the cat when it was already pregnant, so there wasn't much they could do (other than cat-abortion) and they were planning on getting it fixed as soon as the kittens were born. 4. It's also possible that they underestimated the age at which cats are capable of becoming pregnant (VERY young), and hadn't gotten around to it yet because they didn't realize it was necessary (in which case it's the vet's fault for not saying anything).
fightingkittens 39
THANK YOU. My mom and I foster pregnant cats (something a lot of people won't do; OP pointed out why), but every time I mention my cat giving birth, I get a lecture on the benefits of spaying and neutering. What people like 240 don't understand is that no matter how much people try to fix their pets and make sure cats get fixed, stuff like this happens. First-time cat owners don't know how young a cat can be when she goes into heat. I doubt this person was a cat breeder, because they would know why you don't let your cat into your bedroom when she's due, but it could be a situation like mine, where they adopted a pregnant cat. Glad to know there are people on my side. OP, next time you have a pregnant cat, keep her in a separate room (usually a bathroom) when she's due. If you don't know, just lock her up every night and when you're out of the house until the babies are born. Also, give her a box with an old towel or some newspaper inside so she can have a proper nest. Good luck with the kittens!
ketexan 0
that's what you get for letting a cat sleep on your bed
jcasebier 5
I've witnessed seal birth, on animal planet, my friend thought it was funny to replay it over and over.
chibidemon 13
try having it done by a dog.....on your back....while sleeping.that's what happen to me
808Boyo 4
This made no ******* sense Reynard...what a dumb shit.
Kelseyannsmith69 0
alright meow that sucks
XxDancerGirlxX 17
We cut up a dead cat in biology last year. It was... Um stiff and it smelled.