Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
jwp171 5
calm down
btnhdude 0
I shall now nickname Raynard, Raynerd.
xxchrisxx18 0
is it ironic that Bob BARKER wants your pets spade a nudered?
pink_raindrops 26
Oh yeah, so ironic. This one time I saw a show that said I should possibly fix my pets...How ironic that years later my cat got pregnant and gave birth on my bed. It would be ironic if Bob Barker had a bunch of pets give birth to litters of babies.
anonymous31_fml 0
hey! I mean sorry it was on your bed, but congrats on the kittens! that's really exciting :)
margie4peace 11
Aren't there enough homeless cats already? You have to bring more into the world? You don't deserve to even own a cat. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HOMES FOR THEM ALL!!!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Wait, how is not owning a cat fixing the problem??
SoccerRebel594 0
I'm sensing crazy cat lady...
margie4peace 11
Nope. i hate cats. I'm a dog person. But I'm seriously aware of the homeless pet problem and I know how many animals are killed each day because the shelters are always too full. OP hasn't a clue that allowing the cat to have kittens just makes the problem that much worse.
Cbabe07 0
settle your granny panties. Jeeezz.
margie4peace 11
i understand. You "younguns" don't have to care about shit. Forgive me for caring about more than just my own needs. But Granny Panties are Comfortable! ;-D
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I really hope this doesn't turn into another pet controversy. Anyway, I think OP's plight is not that the kittens were born. I'm pretty sure OP was aware that the cat was pregnant. It's the hour and place of birth that was unfortunate. Especially if they work in the morning.
pink_raindrops 26
I'm kinda surprised how many people didn't take the FML like that honestly. I think the OP would notice a pregnant cat, and I know I wouldn't be happy about a cat giving birth on my bed while I slept. I think it could be kinda cute that they went to the bed though, cats like to go somewhere they find really safe to give birth (they usually go somewhere completely alone).
ReynshineCutting 10
OP posted on another comment and said she had no clue her cat was pregnant. Therefore she's an irresponsible pet owner who doesn't deserve to have pets.
FlyingWhisps 5
And you are judging and insulting a person based on one comment that was in now way offensive to you therefore you MUST be a close-minded bitch,
WickedPixie 0
I was sad when I missed our cat giving birth, I could have seen my current kitten baby being born. Be thankful you got to witness the miracle of kitten birth, your bedding is washable. Ungrateful wench. >:O
808Boyo 4
Did you waste like half your life writing this ******* comment? if so spend the other half writing a suicide note.
frogguts 0
heyyyy theres nothing bad about this u can just clean ur sheets.
mexicotoucher 7
Did you hold the kitten up from the edge of your bed lion king style??
xxxkittykatxxx 0
Win.