Animals, Cats and Noise: Yikes - FML

Yikes

By AAAAAAAAAAAAA - 11/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 July 2022 14:38

Was he being extremely spanked? Or learning awkwardly about ******** and crack pipes?

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 July 2022 14:38

Was he being extremely spanked? Or learning awkwardly about ******** and crack pipes?

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