Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
AttucisFinch 0
There's a LOT of lonely cat people on here. Calm the **** down
Lubpynk 0
lol my moms cat did the same thing last week on her bed at 4am.
AttucisFinch 0
Has anyone thought that maybe op wanted kittens and it's a FML because it happened on her bed?
FlyingWhisps 5
I submitted this! But I guess someone took the liberty of rewording it :/
Jstars131 0
oh wow. thats intense. did u get it on video...?
FlyingWhisps 5
I took a picture after the kittens were born
cetlawizard 15
I had a cat that crawled into my bed next to me just to have her kittens even though she had a birthing box.
myxcure 2
84... actually none of that changes anything.. who breeds "purebred" cats anyway?
MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0
then wash your sheets and Ewww ydi I hate cats jk but still
jorankay411 6
Awwwwwwww... That's so cool... it would have been worth it to see my cat give birth :D
nothingtodisplay 7
so what? now you have kittens and and there is a such thing as a washing machine so stop making a big deal and complaining that she gave birth on your bed at least you didn't have to push out the kittens I mean put yourself in her shoes.