Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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Top comments
anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
AlphaWolf24 0
time for a new bed
cmv1386 0
aww are the kittens adorable?? I love cats
amh721 0
Should have had it spayed. Your pet, your responsibility.
FlyingWhisps 5
Not my cat, so...your argument is invalid
jellyD 1
your cat loves you and trusts you, otherwise she would have done it in secret, like behind the couch or in the closet in your shoes! damn lucky if you ask me!
dravenwolf 0
dont worry its happened to me befor to lol
e2m2cent 0
THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFFEEEE
kramerkaty33 0
haha that's funny!! lol
Pazu_fml 10
YDI for not spaying your cat. In another comment, OP said this was unexpected. In other words, OP did not take care of her pet as she should have. Congrats OP, now more and more cats can be euthanized at shelters because of the growing population (which you just contributed to). If you are not a professional breeder, you have NO EXCUSE not to spay your pet. Absolutely irresponsible.
FlyingWhisps 5
You people realize that I'm laughing at comments like these, right? Seriously, you don't know the whole story and you don't know that the cat even belongs to me or if it's the family cat and who are you to judge a whole person's character over and FML post?
czucke 4
maybe you shouldn't let your cat sleep on your bed.
missymoo123 0
*LIKE*