Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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anon2468 0
meooooow!
abbi96x 0
When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.
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Comments (259)
TraceCase_ 19
I don't care for cats much at all but no one can resist them when they're itty bitty kitties! It can't be that bad, OP, except for maybe your bedspread.
SirSingle 4
i had to give you a thumbs up for "itty bitty kitties" lol.
Bloothebawss 9
we
Bloothebawss 9
eww
tjsomethin 9
Your name is bi-winning
thebestof1984 0
As Bob Barker would say "reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered!"
izzy101 0
congrats! lmao!
Reynard13 1
Uh huh, and they will stay, oh.. half a dozen? cute, furry kittens for, strictly speaking four months, but on the outside limit, 30 weeks. Let's say she does find them all homes (actually pretty tough), that's six homes that won't be going to cats that already exist, who will be put down, homes not being a plastic quantity. Let's say she does, and three of them are girls, and that, magically, her cat has no more kittens, those three have... 5-6 kittens in a life time of not being fixed (a number that low is extremely improbable), that's around 21-24 homes taken from cats over the next two generations, at a very conservative gestimate. Cats reach sexual maturity at 6 months. Good job making 'cute kitties' OP.
missmaryb 0
Either you planned it and set up a mating with another cat, have both a male and female cat and both are unfixed, or you let your cat run wild. In any way, YDI.
FlyingWhisps 5
I submitted this and I only have 1 female cat. I do not know who the father is which is why this was a big shocker to me
ReynshineCutting 10
FlyingWhisps, are you stupid? "I have an intact female cat. I'm not going to fix her. She's classier than that! There's NO WAY she can get pregnant!" Are you kidding? Please surrender her and her kittens to a shelter and never own a pet again. You don't know how to properly care for your animals so if you have any others, please surrender them too. People like you don't deserve animals.
ShyAnn29 15
I've had that happen with a cat we had, she was a stray and so we decided to keep her (she was super super skinny) and so one day she was a lot fatter and a while later she was thin again lol. her kittens were cute! oh and btw cats can mate with several male cats and the kittens can have different fathers, I'm sure you knew that but I thought I'd say that anyways. lol
FlyingWhisps 5
Hey, don't get ******* judgemental on me. The cat is really my sister's but I'm the only one who even pets it and it wasn't up to me to get spayed, I don't control where the money goes in this house. It doesn't make me a horrible pet owner just because I didn't get the cat spayed, so why don't you shove that up your close minded ass
FreebirdIII 1
Mmmmmm Placenta.
aardvarkish 17
Yup!
DirtyPicture_fml 0
Lmao . Fail ,
ammmeor 4
eat the placenta