By Lucy - 21/7/2012 07:40 - United States - La Mesa
  Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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  Shadowvoid  |  33

Actually, it is considered child abuse to name a child anything offensive or that could be interpreted as such. They may have court processions and all that. Generally the child just gets a name change.

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  racerapj  |  10

Man I wish overdosing on pain pills gives me the ability to action dive and shoot people in slow-motion. Then again, I have been playin too much Max Payne 3...

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

Did you attempt to get help while he was having said seizure? I know there's a 300 character limit, but there is no indication in the FML that you did.

That aside, you should probably make sure he isn't O-Ding on medication from this point on. This could've ended a lot worse if you weren't there.

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  alycion  |  38

In some areas, him being that messed up on meds takes away his ability to consent and turns it into rape if he decides he regrets the whole situation.

By  oppawoppa  |  9

Sorry OP, but he probably doesn't even remember the experience if he's on so many meds. Cheer up, you'll find someone who hopefully won't yell at you for stealing his clothes.