By Dj sMoZ!
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
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  DjeePee  |  24

This is the first thing I thought too. Many girls would be suspicious if they found a secret stash of roses in the back seat of their boyfriend's car.

By  sallen0046  |  4

And you don't have the common sense to say "I'm delivering them for someone else. I don't have your gift in the car"? YDI not only for forgetting, but for hot having the balls to be honest.

By  DahkLohd  |  4

@3: Because then his gf would be on here saying, "Today, I thought my boyfriend bought me a beautiful assortment of roses. As it turns out, he's cheating on me and got them for someone else. FML."

But now the OP gets to post tomorrow, "Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Yesteday, I just bought her a $225 bouquet of flowers. FML."

  Celesta  |  11

And most of the comments here will be like "YDI for assuming." for the first FML, and "YDI for spending that much on a bouquet of flowers." for the OP's FML. Silly commenters!

By  DocBastard  |  38

Nothing says "I love you" like a beautiful arrangement of flowers which will be dead and sitting in a vase of smelly, moldy water in a week.

That said, Mrs. Bastard got three dozen roses for Valentine's Day. *sigh*