By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.

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RainbowPoof 2

Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

happened to me before too. it's like shootig acid out of your nose!

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jellybean120 10

Yes! that happens to me all the time. that's the worst!

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K0RRuPT 0

All the time? Seriously? Sounds like a fetish to me..

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jinky58 0

Even worse after foods like hotdogs, beans, any chunky foods like that. They get stuck in your sinuses and you can taste them for a while.

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Bewitched_fml 0

it burns! and icecream or any milk products is even more gross when it goes up from your nose

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YeahFMLxX 0

hmm I have an irresistable bodily fluid fetish.. anyone want to help me out on this one?

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

YOU MUST (epicly huge letters) DIE! go become an hero.

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WhatANoob 0

h appened to me to. or that was just snot. alot of snot

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eric_p 0

they could've been drunk, not sick

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llcooljoey 0

happened to me too WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!

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c0nfuzzled 0

happened to me too once! there were carrot chunks flying all over!

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quikwit1212 0

@66: Yeah, that burns like Hell.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

It is acid and it hurts like hell! It happened to me quite a few times when I was preggers. A saline spray might help a little but be gentle. FYL OP and feel better.

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YeahFMLxX 0

@53 yes. like blood. your hot for the record.

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ILikePopCorn 0

#24 you litterly just discudted me way more then the OP.

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toxic10uhc 0

1 that is what puking is... expulsing the contents of your stomach including the stomach acid

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YeahFMLxX 0

why your welcome darling (: !

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jellybean120 10

everytime I throw up, I mean. I have a weak stomach.

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loski87 4

feel your pain on this one OP

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fleshbleue 15

you're obviously a douche #43. you can't help it if your sick....FYL

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zZPedobearZz 0

i know i sound like a heartless turd, but the thought of puke (and chunks) flying out the nose puts a hilarious picture in my head.

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tony_rox1 0

same when I get drunk ha

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mirage_bks 0

totally agree! you'd think it helps... but it's a LIE!

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xsupa_jesusx 0

haha dude this has happened to me too, it sucks ball lmao

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jizwiz 3

I puked thru my dick before. Chunks came out. enuff said

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RainbowPoof 2

Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(

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doink 0

What is your stance on the blue Otter-pops?

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icall_BS 0

I have a Hi-C phobia after drinking like a gallon if that stuff and throwing up.

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sublime93 0

Mine is with Lucky Charms. So colorful, but tastes like ass on the way up.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I didn't drink milk for a year after I threw up some that had been sitting in my stomach a while. It curdles in your stomach acid so it was like soft, rancid cheese.

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Shamzzz 0

#12: Awww cute dog :) Anyways, I've never thrown up from my nose, and stomach acid shud hurt. So... owch.

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lilmisslovely13 15

that happened to my brother once. he drank an entire blender-full of milkshake, then threw up with such force it sprayed out of his nose. it was really gross, but he's proud if it. of course, he's also 10 :)

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NGM_47 0

HA! That happened to me before...not only did vomit come out, but the advil I took a few minutes earlier, too! IT BURNED! FYL.

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afatmonkey 0

hey, at least it wasn't diarreah. I don't even know how that happened to me.....

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afatmonkey 0

I think it was after watching the first ten minutes of twilight..... I was probablymy body protecting me from emotional scarring.

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_swimcutie_ 0

LMAO..yes for sureee. That sucks and is hilarious all at the same time.

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silentsniper441 0

I'd take explosive diarhhea over puking any day

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quikwit1212 0

But your stomach feels terrible with diarhea, but when you're pukey, you feel bad for five minutes before throwing up, then you get it all out, and you feel better.

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YeahFMLxX 0

*twlight fans start cursing aloud in their parents houses* TWLIGHT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND YOU KNOW IT! *proceeds back into dark corner with the Edward Cullen tshirt that hasn't been washed sconce last November* never takin' it off! Cause we're the best arounddd! no one ever gonna' bring us down!

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jennacide 0

I like Twilight. :(

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ZombieBunnies 0

I thought it was funny but I guess it SNOT?!

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jennacide 0

I get it, thats pretty cute. I'm using thaat know when I have to care for my really drunk throwing up brother. :)

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ndiesal 0

Oh ****, it hurts just to read that. That's worse than the time that I vomitted and had diarrhea at the same time.

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forever2life 0

oh my god that happened to me to! it sucked

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.

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htownlove 0

lmao this comment made my day

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bcns 0

if that comment made your day us better get a life, cause that's just sad, loner

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Greenpenguin999 7

happened to me once...once sneezing and the other the puke came out of my nose anyways o_0

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bitethebullet 0

that may be the most ****** up mental image i've ever gotten. but it was awesome as well. i congradulate you.

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seeimdee 0

I congradulate you too for lastnight(; Let's all change the subject cause really all I keep seeing is "gross" or "that's cool" We're not in the 70's any more. God I'm high

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quikwit1212 0

How is it not? Being sick just sucks.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Elly, are you an American? (not related to the post; just curious)

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invisibleacorn 7

This is not an* FML Learn some ******* English

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