Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my braces checked by another orthodontist since I've had them for years and my teeth never got the way they should be. After 8 years and 27 x-ray exams, my orthodontist didn't do much except loosen the root of the tooth to the point where I can move it. FML
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XtraEzeee 8
... That I would not recommend putting in your mouth.
SplitChris14 0
Those damn baby blues!
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Comments (131)
reddudeover 2
This FML reminded me of the show Brace face, yeah I know I'm old. Shut up you young whipper snapper!
deathtothepix 26
Such a good TV show!
AlexFallenAngel 2
I remember that show!
nononsensechick 12
I loved that show!!! Yay old people :)
FilleNoir 21
Maybe it's not the bands, maybe your teeth are yellow..
immaMonsta 8
When I used to have braces they would only put one band on and then they showed me how it looked to see if I would like it or not. I guess your orthodontist practice doesn't do that. FYL though; but hey, look on the bright side, at least it's only a month ;)
Bullpine 11
Isn't that kind of a waste?
yourmurderscenex 13
braces made my teeth look really yellow also, but when i got them off they were white again. do not use any whitening stuff because you will have squares on your teeth. but im pretty sure you will live.
tony1891 22
only a month and a half to go. you can do it!
Moniquenesha 1
break a bracket then they would change your bans
starsfan_9 7
Imagine how white they'll look once you change them though
bassnectar_fml 0
Thanks for helping me now i no not to get baby blue ones tomorrow (Y)
luckyd880 12
Know*
jackeechan 10
If you get yellow ones would they make your teeth look white?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Either that, or it'll make op look like he/she's been brushing with butter. (using FML mobile, can't see Op's gender.)
kimmi41509 10
I had braces for 4 years and my orthodontist said that if you don't get colored bands, your teeth will straighten out faster. So for 4 years my braces were boring. But now (I got my braces off 7 years ago) I constantly get compliments on my smile. Braces suck while they're on but they're definitely worth the pain!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Um, I don't get how your teeth will straighten out faster if you don't have colored bands.
nanny1010 12
Ha ha ha!! Um, ya, the color of bands doesn't affect the process whatsoever. FYL for having a dumb orthodontist who made you have ugly braces for 4 years.
mollysticks 10
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kimmi41509 10
I was 8 or 9 when I first got my braces, so I just went along with whatever he said. He also said that food would get caught underneath the bands and eventually create the ugly spots you get on your teeth when your braces come off. Regardless my teeth are beautiful and perfect now, so whatever he said and did was worth it to me.
nichole818 5
-___- no sense.