You're not hot.

who wouldn't be jealous of that fat sexy man?

very sexy...mmm

MAN BOOBS FTW!!! Very sexy! ;)

agreed ^^ sooo freaking sexy!!! ahh

can i be her??!!??!

that's freaking Sexy,(;

ah yes, the convenience of being able to share a bra with your man would be appealing to almost all women.

Tell me about it! We can splurge and go to Victorias secret but still split the cost!!

Why didn't you just ask her to stop?

F her life!

I'm jealous

LOL... rough

Hhmm EXTREMELY hotttt =)

I think it's sweet that she loves someone that isn't classified as "attractive" on paper.

Yeah... but if OP's fiance is not a KY Thoroughbred, that's still something to brag about.

Mmmm… hot rolls... whoops! I mean Fat rolls.

ohhhhh yeahh now thats what I'm talkin' 'bout! ;)

only in America!

io like them big I like them chunky

ahhh, yes...love is blind..

like peter girffen said " fat sex is great"

..... Lemme go change my underwear..

hey if she thinks that's sexy, good for the both of them.

I seen that episode!

that doesnt mean they can't have a fulfilled relationship and a great sexlife does it...

Hey

I'm mr bucket put your balls in my mouth!

you watch raywilliamjohnson!!!

She likes big butts, and she cannot lie.

^but she adores them on a guy

Penis

My mom is49. My dad is 56..... And overweight

Why would "saving the flying unicorns" solve anything?

what doesn't "saving he flying unicorns" fix?

If she went off to "save the flying unicorns" then the OP wouldn't have to listen to her talk. FML for the unicorns though, they would have to listen to her.

Yeah, you should have described your, "I don't give a ****" impression in great detail.

no no mrsassypants they are not "saving the flying unicorn" they are specifically "scratching from unda-cheese"

10 sounds nice, ooooo.

that's what I would do! I don't need to listen to things I really don't want to hear...

I bet they are hairy.. even better!

moobs FTW!!

Very true.

CHANGE UR ******* PIC

It's a cat. You asshole.

who are you his body guard

dont ******* get emotional you ******* dick head.its not like i said anything bout your ******* pic soo shut your mother ******* mouth before i start on you.you piece of shit

You just can't stop getting moderated can you?

What did saga_ say? I can't read it cuz it's moderated. Pls fill me in :)

apparently not haha. gotta love trolls

I love assholes that first make an FML account and thing they can curse and troll all they want. There's mods and rules that must be followed.

house keeping that's a cool owl

maybe op didnt mention that part XD

sorry about everything i said before i was only playing.anways nice picture ; )

moobs!

I believe you mean moobs, good sir.

You know, I was thinking that this really was an FML until I got to the part about 56 and fat. I'm incredibly jealous of OP and OP's coworker. ;)

get in line, those moons are mine

so you have to be young and fit to be loved? nothing wrong with that.. and op didn't have to listen.. this isn't really a fml...