Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how...

By Jessie - 5/7/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By oliviarahhxoxo | 7

#2826984 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

By ammmeor | 4

#2827000 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

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By oliviarahhxoxo | 7

#2826984 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

SuckItTrolls | 7

#2827020 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:15

You're not hot.

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#2827038 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:16

who wouldn't be jealous of that fat sexy man?

PageantGirlXOXO | 16

#2827081 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:19

very sexy...mmm

OWNZ | 0

#2827107 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:21

MAN BOOBS FTW!!! Very sexy! ;)

JoHan55_fml | 7

#2827218 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:34

agreed ^^ sooo freaking sexy!!! ahh

wintamint101 | 7

#2827498 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:21

can i be her??!!??!

AlexRen | 21

#2827535 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:25

that's freaking Sexy,(;

randiZ25 | 0

#2827549 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:27

ah yes, the convenience of being able to share a bra with your man would be appealing to almost all women.

gertyygirly | 4

#2827568 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:31

Tell me about it! We can splurge and go to Victorias secret but still split the cost!!

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2827757 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:00

Why didn't you just ask her to stop?

omgwtfbbq69 | 5

#2827866 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:15

F her life!

CCrunner2 | 0

#2827996 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:54

I'm jealous

kyarush | 10

#2828066 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:21

LOL... rough

iSlappedCupid | 0

#2828326 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:58

Hhmm EXTREMELY hotttt =)

shannonreneee | 11

#2828346 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:01

I think it's sweet that she loves someone that isn't classified as "attractive" on paper.

NurseBitch | 5

#2828413 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:27

Yeah... but if OP's fiance is not a KY Thoroughbred, that's still something to brag about.

squishy01 | 0

#2828763 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:33

Mmmm… hot rolls... whoops! I mean Fat rolls.

powderpuffjord13 | 0

#2828885 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:00

ohhhhh yeahh now thats what I'm talkin' 'bout! ;)

YDI__Bitch | 0

#2829029 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:33

only in America!

MrFlintstone | 5

#2829434 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:35

io like them big I like them chunky

nahgemoohc | 17

#2830797 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:36

ahhh, yes...love is blind..

manMadeFAIL | 7

#2831239 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:21

like peter girffen said " fat sex is great"

Newboyz00185 | 0

#2836020 - Thursday 7 July 2011 5:27

.....
Lemme go change my underwear..

Altosax | 4

#2837338 - Thursday 7 July 2011 8:05

hey if she thinks that's sexy, good for the both of them.

Pomno | 0

#2841174 - Thursday 7 July 2011 21:32

I seen that episode!

wtvr | 2

#2905797 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:46

that doesnt mean they can't have a fulfilled relationship and a great sexlife does it...

zachgriggs13 | 0

#3306254 - Sunday 18 September 2011 7:08

Hey

By avanth | 2

#2826986 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

1st!poor you

By xxsarahfxx | 6

#2826988 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

Well we all like them different? :)

sns_fml | 0

#2827443 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:14

I'm mr bucket put your balls in my mouth!

imnotcraZ | 0

#2828188 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:12

you watch raywilliamjohnson!!!

Lumenoire | 0

#2829258 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:33

She likes big butts, and she cannot lie.

uncleyuggles | 0

#2830001 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 10:18

^but she adores them on a guy

icrest80 | 4

#3582945 - Monday 14 November 2011 5:06

Penis

Earth_Bound | 0

#4256678 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:21

My mom is49. My dad is 56..... And overweight

By Jess1008 | 4

#2826991 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

gross! tell her to stfu

MrSassypants | 32

#2827066 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:18

Why would "saving the flying unicorns" solve anything?

Lauren10102 | 3

#2827113 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:22

what doesn't "saving he flying unicorns" fix?

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2827245 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:37

If she went off to "save the flying unicorns" then the OP wouldn't have to listen to her talk. FML for the unicorns though, they would have to listen to her.

jakeisawake | 3

#2827351 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:59

Yeah, you should have described your, "I don't give a fuck" impression in great detail.

hook_em | 0

#2827828 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:09

no no mrsassypants they are not "saving the flying unicorn" they are specifically "scratching from unda-cheese"

MrSassypants | 32

#2828047 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:12

10 sounds nice, ooooo.

lovelaughing101 | 1

#2857677 - Saturday 9 July 2011 22:40

that's what I would do! I don't need to listen to things I really don't want to hear...

By fmyli | 0

#2826998 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

i just might puke now...

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2827845 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:11

I bet they are hairy.. even better!

00SPRANGER00 | 0

#2828782 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:39

moobs FTW!!

By ammmeor | 4

#2827000 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

dakotasgirl00 | 2

#2827256 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:39

Very true.

saga_darlin | 0

#2827635 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:41

CHANGE UR FUCKING PIC

HouseKeeping | 0

#2827794 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:04

It's a cat. You asshole.

saga_darlin | 0

#2827803 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:06

who are you his body guard

saga_darlin | 0

#2827837 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:10

dont fucking get emotional you fucking dick head.its not like i said anything bout your fucking pic soo shut your mother fucking mouth before i start on you.you piece of shit