Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
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The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

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FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

lmao!!! She sounds like fun

Rofl. So you post on FML instead of calling the cops? GG! Seriously though, thats messed up o.o

why oh why do people assume people write the FML immediately after the bad thing happened? why people don't understand an FML takes days to get published? think people.

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

Or it's remains...

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I hope you called the police on that hussy.

Phone the police you idiot.

How do you know he didn't, "idiot?"

definitely call the police

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Oh my god, your dog DIED? That's so sad! :( Call the police, people like your ex shouldn't be allowed to walk free...

OP never said the dog died.

Call the popo!