Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my braces checked by another orthodontist since I've had them for years and my teeth never got the way they should be. After 8 years and 27 x-ray exams, my orthodontist didn't do much except loosen the root of the tooth to the point where I can move it. FML
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XtraEzeee 8
... That I would not recommend putting in your mouth.
SplitChris14 0
Those damn baby blues!
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Comments (131)
rooney0710 5
People will be even more impressed when they come off now
Riley97 0
Get rasta colors, they look way better. ;)
isaiaah 6
Just go get a different colour?
perdix 31
Eat lots of spinach so people will be so dazzled by the green chunks in your grill, they won't even notice your yellow teeth.
ICastillo 25
Don't forget to brush your pearly yellows.
NotAlwaysRight 11
That sucks :( I remember when I had braces, my bands broke all the time so I'd go in and get them repalaced. I'm guessing that's not an option?
DogReypistPANDA 6
Next time choose yellow!
hateevryone 15
Why would you choose baby blue?
Mauskau 36
When I had braces I only got to change the colour for the last month of having them. On the bottom teeth only. How useless lol. I had silver for a 14 months. Someone I knew had green. So gross lol.
oklahomaguy 0
It's not the braces that make your teeth look yellow. It's your yellow teeth that make your teeth look yellow.