Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my braces checked by another orthodontist since I've had them for years and my teeth never got the way they should be. After 8 years and 27 x-ray exams, my orthodontist didn't do much except loosen the root of the tooth to the point where I can move it. FML
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XtraEzeee 8
... That I would not recommend putting in your mouth.
SplitChris14 0
Those damn baby blues!
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flashback.miss 28
Blue and yellow? Uh.. maybe try to pass it off by saying you're going for the Ukrainian flag effect?.. but joking aside, yikes. if you cant change them just try to make the best of it and enjoy a better smile in less than two months :)
MyTummyIsHungry 4
I used to get baby blue all the time, it never made my teeth look yellow. And I have white on right now and my teeth definitely don't look yellow. Maybe OP just actually has yellow teeth...
snator 0
You are truly brilliant. Thats what I am going to do of that happens to me one day!
luvscomplic8ed 6
Don't smile. Don't talk. That's all I suggest
RedCrow 0
Then what does the chrome yellow bands make your teeth look like?
Skittles_Rawr 8
This isn't much of an FML...
MrsDrake11 7
The bands don't make your teeth look yellow, your teeth look yellow because your teeth are yellow and you need to learn how to properly brush your teeth
clarissasyima 7
Some people have naturally yellow teeth that wasn't caused by not brushing their teeth..
nitemastr15 17
Get black next time. I chose black when I had braces and they made my teeth look really white because of the contrast. Trust me.
Rocky007 15
Choose as sports team whose colours are blue and yellow. Cheer for them. Tell everyone that was your plan all along.