maharaja
🌶️ Spicy
I swear
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Venting
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
johnnycomehelpme
Skokie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Anonymous
Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Julie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
whoops
Huntingdon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
It’s probably a guy who wants to bang her and his friends (who want to bang her themselves or are just being their bro’s wing men.)
Trinity Fenwick 7
maybe she's the one cheating and set you up so she could play around and still smell like roses
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Henry8cooper 15
If you're doing the time - you might as well do the crime. Have fun
Trinity Fenwick 7
maybe she's the one cheating and set you up so she could play around and still smell like roses
RichardPencil 32
It’s probably a guy who wants to bang her and his friends (who want to bang her themselves or are just being their bro’s wing men.)
sarahcroy20 12
I'm curious as to why multiple people would tell her that?