Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
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WCARlover
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Well if you're so concerned about it buy them yourself...not to sound harsh but your dad obviously isn't on board
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unicornfairy
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Chickens are not ugly! They are cute.
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xlittlemiss
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So...did you buy them?
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outch_fml
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I'm guessing he didn't.
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HeyMondayAddict
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I'm guessing they didn't buy them.
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HeyMondayAddict
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You beat me. ):
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blackheart24
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It's okay don't sweat it. The only people on here who will give you crap about that are trolls. But hey, at least you were more articulate in your answer :)
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ProfessionalTrol_fml
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Well your dad is obviously ugly too (inside and out) so then he should suffer as well... What a idiot logic
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blackheart24
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What some people will do for a dollar...
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aaahhhfire21
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Hey that's the dollar he's gonna use at kfc instead
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The_Hitdude
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OP's dad is probably thinking that with that extra dollar he could buy a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets at McDonalds...
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Idonebeenhad
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Deleete mee
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WCARlover
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Well if you're so concerned about it buy them yourself...not to sound harsh but your dad obviously isn't on board
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downtime
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That only applies if they're old enough to be working and have an income. Otherwise it's just a no-win situation.
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mibrahim01
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Or they agree for their parents to deduct the extra cost from their allowance
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zombicidal
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not everybody gets an allowance I don't and never have
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yahoowizard
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Sounds more of a belief thing, and just because OP believes in everything doesn't mean the parents have to follow it to
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ladyLALAA
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If OP is so concerned she should become a vegan. You don't think the animals you eat have fine and dandy lives do you?
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mickypequi
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As much as I agree with some people on here (OP shouldn't force their beliefs, specially expensive ones, but maybe they don't have means of buying their own eggs) I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of the dad yelling that. Chickens are ugly.
Also, the regular eggs have already been laid, and whether you agree with their living situation or not, the chickens don't thank you for buying cage-free eggs. It doesn't affect them.
Also, the regular eggs have already been laid, and whether you agree with their living situation or not, the chickens don't thank you for buying cage-free eggs. It doesn't affect them.
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Iknoweverything
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I agree... if you want to be a friend to animals, buy the eggs yourself! You can't just expect that the person who supports and feeds you to just decide to pay more for a product because his kid thinks it's kinder.
Besides, all grocery store chicken eggs have suffered in capacity regardless of whether or not they were caged. If you REALLY want to be a friend to animals: buy your own chickens, treat them nicely, and eat THOSE eggs. Free-range chickens tend to have more vitamin-rich eggs anyways.
Besides, all grocery store chicken eggs have suffered in capacity regardless of whether or not they were caged. If you REALLY want to be a friend to animals: buy your own chickens, treat them nicely, and eat THOSE eggs. Free-range chickens tend to have more vitamin-rich eggs anyways.
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amandajlucas2015
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If u really want to help animals go adopt one of the thousands of animals w hot a home they are usually the sweetest animals and that would help a lot more than buying eggs
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MissHayleyJames
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As far as chickens go, keeping them caged is actually in their best interest. They stay cleaner, there's much less disease spread, and they don't attack/maim/kill each other. I used to be all for free range chickens too until I learned the facts. Statistics are in favor of caged chickens healthwise. Not to mention, you won't always know how fresh an egg is if it's free range. It could be one that got overlooked the first time around and is now not so fresh. If you just have a few chickens in a coop at your house, the maiming and killing will be minimal (but will still happen) but when commercial farms have thousands of chickens you'll get a lot more disease, injury, and death from them. The term pecking order originated from chickens because they peck each other to establish dominance, and often will peck a chicken to death. So there's your daily dose of ag education. Find out the facts before listening to the media :)
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MerrikBarbarian
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198- that is only applicable in a factory setting where "free range" means they have thousands of birds in a cramped barn and caged or not still have 1x1 foot of space if they are lucky. "free run" birds just don't need to worry about getting stuck in cage bars. I've got a flock of true free range birds. They have a spacious barn at night and roam freely outdoors during the day. None of my hens attack each other, and the only sick hens I've had? Came from cage layers I bought at auction because they were in horrible shape when I got them so many didn't survive past the first year of getting them. My hens that free ranged from chicks? Still going strong and laying well at 3-4 years old.
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MerrikBarbarian
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Stupid fml edit system. Tried to edit my last comment because I realized I missed part of what you said. I still disagree caging is better since cage hens get sores from wires, go bald and can become entangled in the wire. "free range" are still cramped in factory farms but they can at least move about. I think any factory setting is bad for animals in general however, and resent factories saying "free range" when the public thinks that means happy hens running around a farm... Not stuffed by the thousands into a barn. It's corporations way of making the public pay more for something which is barely better. OP should find a small scale producer if they care so much. Farm eggs are often less then store eggs
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MissHayleyJames
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Yes what I said applies to factory farms, not the 10 or so chickens someone has in their yard. When you only have a few of them, the fighting is minimal. When you have a lot of them though, there will be lots of fights, injuries, and death. So when raising that many chickens, caging them is the best way to go, and in order to feed everyone in this country we have to raise that many.
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MerrikBarbarian
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211- correction, to feed everyone in the country cheaply and easily (ie no work for the people eating) we need factory farms. If more people kept a couple backyard hens like they do in other countries, there would be an abundance of eggs without factory farms. We'd also need to do away with government regulations designed to keep the little guy out. Small scale producers could fill the niche, but laws limiting the sale of produce unless you go through a corporation which charges you fortunes and controls your farm basically, really bar small producers from doing so. Where I live they are starting to change that and all stores carry at least one brand of eggs from local farms. The other factor you are missing in your evaluation factory farms are needed is waste. We waste thousands of pounds of food each day. If we wasted less, we'd need to produce less.
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MissHayleyJames
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So you think that CEO on Wall Street should keep a bunch of chickens in his bathroom in NYC? You are correct that factory farming is cheaper and easier. Duh. That's the point. Most people can't raise their own food. It's expensive and time consuming. If you're fortunate enough to have plenty of time and money to spend on growing your food, good for you. For the people who live in apartments or work full time or make minimum wage that's not a possibility. You also can't keep chickens inside city limits in a lot, if not most places. We have to look at society from a realistic perspective, not an idealistic one that is next to impossible. If you think factory farming is "cruel", what about all the people that would torture their own animals if they had to raise them themselves? They wouldn't get the proper care they needed because people wouldn't know how to take care of them, and sadistic people would torment them. Like I said, if you raise your own food and whatnot, good for you, but that's not a realistic option for most people.
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itsame0987
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209 by that logic you are a disgrace yourself. You seriously need to get off your high horse. If you're not a vegan then you need to shut your mouth. Do you think meat makes its way to a supermarket in a humane way? Good for you for owning 2 chickens - who cares - I will enjoy my eggs and meat and as far as buying eggs go I will not pay extra for them just because they say "cage free". That is absolutely ridiculous to expect people to pay extra for that.
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MerrikBarbarian
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Right in downtown, no, it's not feasible to have chickens in a home. However all cities have suburbs. A flock enough to provide a family with eggs and a few dozen extra to sell per week is absolutely feasible to anyone who has any sort of yard. A 100x100 foot lot is plenty of space for an urban flock. Many cities unfortunately ban this, though there is a growing movement to allow for urban chickens. It's not costly in terms of time or money to have a small backyard flock. Most of their feed in the summer is grass and bugs. I'm not rich by any means. Point in fact I'm well below the poverty line. Keeping chickens saves me a ton of money. I'm not suggesting absolutely everyone do so... But if more people did you'd massively drop the reliance on corporate monopolies. Factory farms have 1-2 people per 1000 animals approximately, so for the most part I don't think individuals would provide any worse care than factory farms. Sadistic people are everywhere.
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MerrikBarbarian
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227- actually I am vegetarian, and have been for decades. The only animal products I consume- eggs- I get from my own birds. I absolutely hate people who contradict themselves by saying they are against something then supporting it in some form, so I make a point not to contradict myself. I'm not on a high horse. I'm just pointing out the current system has flaws and there is viable alternatives if people shift their thinking a little. As it is current economic predictions are we will have to stop factory farming and shift to more local small scale food or face food becoming too expensive to eat with rising gas costs, so my point is a bit moot. People will be having backyard gardens and flocks within the next couple decades or starving according to current research (which started in the 70's and has been accurate til now) Anyways this debate was going quite civilly til you started calling names. Can we go back to a nice educated discussion now please?
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MerrikBarbarian
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Oopss.. I was 207. Missed the edit opportunity. I thought that was directed at me. My bad
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DEATHBYEX1LE
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ThatFml
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Times are tough.
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littlemsweirdo
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I 100% agree.
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Birdie_Sage
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Doesn't mean chickens get to suffer ;(
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yahoowizard
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Well, humans as well as every other animal will make sure they're taken care of, their close ones, their species, then other species, in that order. What that means is between a chicken and themselves, you prefer the chicken suffers, and it might just be a dollar, but it's not a one time thing and it's just not eggs switching to a PETA friendly diet is expensive
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EmreArslan
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YDI, and the only reason why is because you say you want to be animal friendly. Then you should've told your dad that you will buy the eggs instead of him buying the cheap ones. Dont try to force others into your way of thinking/doing (although I totally agree with you).
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soccerguy2
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The money does add up. It's the same reason why people go to a gas station that is $3.87 instead of one that is $3.89.
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MerrikBarbarian
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94- by PETA friendly do you mean all the expensive fake meats their site calls for or a vegan diet? Vegan diet is far cheaper then meat based if you are cooking it yourself and not buying pre packaged food. I've gone from omnivore, to vegetarian, to vegan and back to vegetarian because I decided to raise hens for eggs. Eating mostly vegan still I can live on less than $100 a month by buying bulk beans and rice and in season veggies. Meat... Holy geeze I don't know how anyone affords it now. If I ever went back to eating meat I'd hunt and small scale fish farm. So if you mean following PETA's dumb advice about stocking up on fake meats I agree. If you mean vegan/vegetarian assuming you cook, then no, that is way cheaper then meat.
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Heinousness
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Times aren't that tough. IT'S JUST A SINGLE FUCKIN' DOLLAR.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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^ if we all thought like that every time we made a purchase, where would we be?
Money adds up man.
Money adds up man.
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simplylost643
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#235, No it's not just a "single fuckin' dollar". Let's say there are three people in the family, who each eat 2 eggs for breakfast per day. 6 eggs per day x 7 days = 42 eggs, about 4 dozen. 1 dollar extra per dozen = 4 dollars per week, 16 dollars per month, and 192 dollars per year. So in 5 years time that "single fuckin' dollar" just became close to 1000.00 dollars.
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Guren
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Cage or not you're going to eat them..
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MelissaMarie89
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Fuck your father and any person who thinks or feels that way all creatures are beautiful!!!!!
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blaackandprouud
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Meh. I hate animals.
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WCARlover
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Naked mole rats are not beautiful, I don't care what anyone says
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06dopey
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#6 you single aren't you
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TheElderTROLLZ
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Monkeys are not beautiful.
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downtime
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20, You Tarzan aren't you?
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acidfoxxx
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Chickens would devour you given the chance! That's why I alway make sure I scramble my eggs in front of our chickens, so they know who's boss.
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Birdie_Sage
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((((gasps)))) are you human? EVERY SINGLE HUMAN LOVES ANIMALS!
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babe7260
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Good for you !!!!
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blaackandprouud
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Ahhh screw it. Animals just piss me off. Oh except lions and monkeys. Only animals I like.
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xXUND3ADcityXx
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So you think that a Dunn Beatle is beautiful
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funnynesh
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124- Dung*
Normally I hate being a Grammar Nazi but I hate stupid comments like that…
Normally I hate being a Grammar Nazi but I hate stupid comments like that…
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white16sox
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I'm confused, the original comment is buried, but every comment disagreeing with it is also buried.
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thats_my_job
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I sort of felt that by #3 saying "fuck your father" really she wanted to say his dad is ugly which is immature. "I know you are but what am I?" :-P
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arimcg
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I AGREE!
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easton222
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Except for you
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stopsignman
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So people aren't allowed to voice their opinions? Go fuck yourself, dumb cunt.
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writergirl23
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You guys really care about appearances of animals, don't you? I don't care if I do get thumbed down. Chickens may not be the prettiest animals on the planet, but anyone who owns them knows you can learn a thing or two from them. You can even learn a thing or two from ants, small though they are. They will stick by each other no matter what, and are ten times better at saving than the average human.
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johnnyhaha
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cool story bro tell it again
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KillSwitch96
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I disagree... Wasps and hornets are not beautiful... They do not pollinate flowers like bees, or do anything else of importance... They're only there to scare the living crap out of you...
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BeccaHugs
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^ Well for starters, the whole "Fuck your father" thing was quite rude.
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BeccaHugs
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^Well got starters the whole "fuck your father" thing was quite rude.
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victoriakarsynn
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....not ALL creatures. Hairless rats.
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stolencookie
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Yeah. I really, truly love all animals! Anyone who doesn't has some major issues. I mean, they're delicious!!!
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tehman117
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I was gonna call her a vegan. So the same thing. :)
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unicornfairy
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Chickens are not ugly! They are cute.
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ALlamaOnFire
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I know right!
I feel personally targeted as I have two chickens.
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
I feel personally targeted as I have two chickens.
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
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mikeofthunder
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I bet you guys loved Chicken Run? FIGHT THE POWER ;)
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zinoxity
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Mm yes. Cute... And edible looking. >:D let's eat chicken.
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jeragonm
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No their not. Lol I hate birds
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thiscrazything
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I love chicken wings.
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tmbfan
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I feel stupid. What are "cage-free" eggs?
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ohSNAPyall
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No carton ("cage"). You put them directly into your reusable bag. Good for the earth.
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kiran_fml
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The chickens that the eggs come from aren't raised in cages, it's considered more humane.
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ThatFml
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The chickens that lay the eggs are put in cages with no or little space to even move.
It's very sad and cruel how they are refused the right to move there whole lives.
It's very sad and cruel how they are refused the right to move there whole lives.
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123_pixy
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Cage free eggs are laid by free range chickens (not locked up in cages)
Cage eggs are laid by chickens that have lived in small cages they're whole life and don't even know how to walk cause of the limited space in the cage
Cage eggs are laid by chickens that have lived in small cages they're whole life and don't even know how to walk cause of the limited space in the cage
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downtime
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The eggs have been processed and all traces of Cage are removed. It's to prevent a repeat of the Nicholas Cage disaster and make sure movies like Ghost Rider are never made again. It seems a little extreme to me but then I liked Face Off, so I might not be the best judge of this public health policy.
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sparkrok
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I found two different "there, their, & they're" mistakes. Oh God... I'm becoming a grammar Nazi... :(
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cmyk
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Free range eggs or cage free eggs aren't actually that different from other egg farms. They are actually still in cages, but the cages are bigger and have softer flooring so their feet won't be as damaged as normal chicken farms. It's also less killings amongs the chickens themselves as they got slightly more space. Still, they don't see the sun..
Used to work for a free range farm..
Used to work for a free range farm..
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TraceCase_
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130, you make a good point. I've seen "free range" vary quite a bit. Sometimes it means the chickens are let out for a half hour a day and rarely, it actually means what OP wants it to mean. Point is, you should do some research before deciding if it's worth the extra buck.
That being said, chickens are filthy creatures that live to shit everywhere, including on each other and in their water. Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between an egg and a huge pile of shit. They're also raped constantly by the roosters while they're "free roaming". Just saying, I don't think they should be caged either, but they can be kind of ugly.
That being said, chickens are filthy creatures that live to shit everywhere, including on each other and in their water. Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between an egg and a huge pile of shit. They're also raped constantly by the roosters while they're "free roaming". Just saying, I don't think they should be caged either, but they can be kind of ugly.
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friisen_
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When will people EVER learn that 'they're' is a contraction of 'they are'.. Even I know that. English isn't even my first language.
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friisen_
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Frist. Or even first
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Michaelsgirl04
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your best bet with eggs, and any animal product really, is to raise the animals yourself or buy locally
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Lifes_a_bust
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Do you want to know what's really fucked up? Eggs are considered "cage free" when the chicken is "free range", yes. But, "free range" can mean a hundred+ chickens locked into 1 room with as little as 2 small windows that let in air. The FDA ain't nothin' to mess with! Also, you're technically eating the chickens menstruation. ;D
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mariet_fml
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I don't know how to tell you this, #44, but Ghost Rider 2 was made.
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MissHayleyJames
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Once you learn the facts, you'd agree caging them is actually more humane than letting them become disease ridden and ripping each other to shreds. I unfortunately can't repeat an entire course lecture here, but at the beginning we all though free range was best. At the end, we all agreed caging them was best. If anyone's interested message me and I can give you statistics from that lecture later.
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ohSNAPyall
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Heh heh
My definition was in the same vein as the "OP = Origami Penis!!!!!" posts. But better thought out.
lmgtgy.com
My definition was in the same vein as the "OP = Origami Penis!!!!!" posts. But better thought out.
lmgtgy.com
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syraxthered
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Sadly this system has not proved to be the best, as the Ghost Rider 2 is on its way. The plan should really be scrapped and restructured from the ground up
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06dopey
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fuck P.E.T.A. the way I see it is P.E.T.A. means People Eat Tasty Animals
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downtime
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Hurr hurr, did you think of that all by yourself? That's so original and I've never heard that stupid shitty joke in about a million different formats before! It's also even more funny when used out of context in situations where PETA haven't even been mentioned. You're hilarious, where can I sign up for your newsletter?
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iloveursister
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waaaaay over used
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False_Stupidity
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Gawd 47, that comment was oozing with sarcasm so thick it was almost gelatinous...
Well deserved though.
Well deserved though.
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Bekll
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I hate PETA and I buy cage free eggs.
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puppylove8077
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I feel like a complete idiot but do u men THG Peeta or pita bread and don't be rude
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Michaelsgirl04
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ok I'll feed the troll. PETA stand for people for the ethical treatment of animals. They're supposed to be an animal rights activist group but they're total hypocrites and their "protests" generally result in more animals being hurt and more people thinking animal rights activists are wacked.
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EpicClouds
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Really? Just really? Are you freaking kidding me?
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mrphychrs
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don't be a hippie, just eat regular eggs
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THE_A_TEEN
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Aren't hippies those "Mother nature" lovers who smoke weed, wear tie-dye shirts, do crazy spiritual stuff and talk about free love and peace?
OP is an Animal-Rights activist, of some sort, not a dirty hippie.
OP is an Animal-Rights activist, of some sort, not a dirty hippie.
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Michaelsgirl04
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I'm a "modern day" hippie and I don't do any of those things. I hate the gross stereotypes attached to the word "hippie" -_-
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bertman21
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Buying none cage eggs won't make any difference the damn chickens are probably going to be in cages too. Its a money maker. And all animals that we eat aren't treated right so what the hell difference does it make.
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Michaelsgirl04
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pretty much anything in a store is going to be commercial and the animals are probably going to be treated cruelly in one way or another. Personally I buy any animal products at the local farmers market to try and eliminate as much of that cruelty as possible
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hourlybookworm
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#53, it's really quite rude to use the phrase "dirty hippie"
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ninjadinos
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Wow... Chickens aren't even that ham. I would have totally bawked my dad in the face for that one, that is totally inappropriate to do in the store.
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WCARlover
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Yeah, cause "bawking" your dad in the face isn't inappropriate -_-
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BrysGirl27
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Hahahah chickens aren't even that ham?...
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ninjadinos
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Yeah, I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore. Shit, I'm going senile!
Wait..I'm like 10.
Wait..I'm like 10.
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metalwolf
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Exactly. Wait... What is "bawked"? Generally doing anything to your fathers face in a store is inappropriate.
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ninjadinos
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36- bawked means to.. Participate in, to behave in such a manner... To.. Shut up!
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
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AugustBurnsToast
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^ Silly girl :D
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sleet7
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Chickens are hard as mother fuckers.
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Rddvl
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They're still going to get eaten no matter what, so why bother with them being caged?
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downtime
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Ah you know how to change the world, indifference and the "but everyone else is gonna do it anyway" attitude. That's how we get things done!
"But that's how we've always done it" should be your slogan when you run for mayor.
"But that's how we've always done it" should be your slogan when you run for mayor.
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MedKits
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You're still going to die one day no matter what, so why bother with life's pleasures like owning a house, getting married, having kids, etc...
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schmelia
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Chickens that lay eggs are not killed for their meat. Modern factory farming has bred two very different kinds of chickens - broiler chickens (for meat) and layers (for eggs). Broilers have been carefully bred since the 1930s to grow twice as big in half the time (this in itself creates serious problems, regardless of the environment they are raised in) and are now typically killed at just six weeks of age. Layers have been bred to lay twice as many eggs as they did in the 30s (just before the idea of factory farming started to take hold). They are killed after their first year of laying, as they do not produce as many eggs in their second year. You cannot eat the flesh of a factory farmed layer chicken. So what happens when the hen reaches the end of it's first laying year? What about when a little male chicken hatches out of the egg of a layer? I'll let you research that gruesome business yourself. /educationalrant
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schmelia
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Oh, and just because something is ultimately going to die (as you will some day) doesn't justify a life of unnecessary cruelty, pain and torture.