By randm1 - 02/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
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blland 0

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

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ChristinaLuv 0

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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zeldar 0

Don't give him shit for being uncircumcised. That's quite possibly the lowest you could go with this because obviously, OP doesn't give a ****.

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itak365 4

Was it the Frank or the beans? This totally says "There's Something About Mary" all over it.

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waterynuggets 0

Lol that was an epic scene

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sandyman000 0

Ow, now I watch my pants.

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mitch707 0

Owww but seriously people uncircumsized penises are not ugly get over urselves. They look no different when erect and it is the way all men are naturally born. Just becuase humans decided it would be better without it doesnt mean it is.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh, I like your comment. Quite true. As for the OP, I literally went "Oh SHIT" Times like these (including the ignorant comments we are seeing) make me glad I'm not a dude and that our hoods are covered by our labias.

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BunnyDrastic 0

God damn it of only circumcision was optional! FYL

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stonehjo 0

Yah, that was great but I had to get back to work....sorry you heard that.

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omghehehe 0

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!! Must've been hard to unzip! Oh, poor Him :/

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