That's pushing it way too far

*Animal Documentary Narrators Voice* Observe as the wild males of New York assert dominance over each other by leaving areas marked with urine. Such is the way in the wild streets of New York.

I don't think there's a non-literal meaning for this sentence.

Well, I'm pretty sure you're not just going to have completely open bathrooms

This is not something that happens on a regular basis. Maybe the toilets where pretty close to each other

Hovering makes a bigger mess.

A lot of men's urinals have dividers :/

But then there are those restrooms where the urinals are right next to each other.

Typically girls wouldn't have to "shake" things though. Unless they just want to. Or they weren't girls to begin with, or if they've added a penis.

I read urinal as funeral and got very confused, lol.

What if there are only 2?

You wait. No matter how bad you have to go.

I guess you guys haven't been to large sporting events, movie theaters, a theme park, or any other overcrowded place bc this rule goes out the window

hey #27... when you gotta go, you gotta go,No damn rule will tell guys what to do or don't do lol

Creepy^^^ :/

it is like how girls wipe to get the last little pee off of you guys shake their dicks to get the last little bit of pee off

Okay this comment thread needs to calm down

I'm thinking a regular gentle shake would not have splashed the OP unless he was standing very very close. He must have given it a real good shake or swung it around like a helicopter to manage to hit OP with the droplets.