By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 604
You deserved it 1 754

Same thing different taste

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Redoxx_fml 22

Thar she blows, it be Moby dick! The man not his junk

Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally

*Animal Documentary Narrators Voice* Observe as the wild males of New York assert dominance over each other by leaving areas marked with urine. Such is the way in the wild streets of New York.

I don't think there's a non-literal meaning for this sentence.

Well, I'm pretty sure you're not just going to have completely open bathrooms

This is not something that happens on a regular basis. Maybe the toilets where pretty close to each other

dsrtpnk 8
JustinJK 21

A lot of men's urinals have dividers :/

tantanpanda 26

But then there are those restrooms where the urinals are right next to each other.

Eddyisme 4

Typically girls wouldn't have to "shake" things though. Unless they just want to. Or they weren't girls to begin with, or if they've added a penis.

chrisbeaudoin 26

I read urinal as funeral and got very confused, lol.

Your comeback: sorry, dude, not my kink. Then pull out your handcuffs and smile.

That sucks OP, hopefully you cleaned up after and splashed him back ;)

The first rule of being a man is never choosing a urinal right next to someone.

Rei_Ayanami 18

You wait. No matter how bad you have to go.

JustinJK 21

I guess you guys haven't been to large sporting events, movie theaters, a theme park, or any other overcrowded place bc this rule goes out the window

hey #27... when you gotta go, you gotta go,No damn rule will tell guys what to do or don't do lol

The name you picked for yourself made me laugh more than the actual FML, lol. Seriously though, why didn't you say something? The least the guy could've done is apologize, but he probably didn't even realize he splashed you because you didn't say so.

How does that happen was he still peeing while shaking? Or did he do the helicopter?

glossykarma 19

it is like how girls wipe to get the last little pee off of you guys shake their dicks to get the last little bit of pee off

Misswildsides 22

Okay this comment thread needs to calm down

I'm thinking a regular gentle shake would not have splashed the OP unless he was standing very very close. He must have given it a real good shake or swung it around like a helicopter to manage to hit OP with the droplets.