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By Bobby M / Monday 16 May 2011 16:33 / Ireland
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  strizz18  |  0

OMG sounds pleasurable!!

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  iBanana  |  17

Why would a religious leader keep the tips of somebodies penis.

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  FTWaffles  |  2

The irony of this fml is the fact that getting circumcised (in other cultures such as mine) are a way into manhood. In op's case, I'm not quite sure.. pain....

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  Screwie  |  25

I bet you didn't give the favor back, right? What a selfish ho, poor zipper but FYL anyway.

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  skyeyez9  |  24

To make a necklace?

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  noeyolivia  |  0

what does circumcised mean?

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  TookaWooka666  |  0

My wiener hurts now, but this is why you don't get to hastey and rush the zippin, that's your precious wood pecker down there and you have to make sure he's all the way in the bird house before you shut the door.

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  spartanfan68  |  0

118 circumcision is when you have the tip of your penis removed for religious purposes of to prevent stds

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  VorpikeII  |  17

people are being circumcised for health reasons now to. Apparently it prevents infections and thongs like that. I was circumcised for religious reasons so I wouldn't have first hand experience though.

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  fmlwmty  |  0

who would fuck me... girl blonde blue eyes hot ( says my friends and people) .... but flat

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  ninjaCarebear  |  17

parents dont have to pay to get their kid circumcised. the doctor just asks if they want it cut off or not then they cut it off quick.

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  epyk_pryncess  |  8

64- really? are you even old enough to have sex Ed? cause when my 4 year old was born guess what? mommy and her insurance company paid for the circumcision!!! so stfu before you say "oh they just cut it off"... smh the fuck!

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  epyk_pryncess  |  8

you're welcome. I don't try to get into much on here but if someone tries to throw it like they know what's up... I will light the biggest fucking match under their ass and watch them try and hang.... fucking idiot +_+

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  epyk_pryncess  |  8

97- no, I dont think I will. how stupid does one have to be? both the Dipshit who said circumcision was free and I live in the US so it's not like a cultural issue. dude is straight fucking retarded. just as a majority of people on fml gripe about... get your facts before commenting, or you will get annihilated! but thanks for caring about my blood pressure :)

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  itsmeyippie  |  0

From now on you will always be a role model of mine, with Randy Jackson, Michael Jackson, and Chuck Norris, and You. I will always think " How would they operate in this situation? a) fight- b) sing and moonwalk- c) change the subject- or d) smack talk the f*ck out of them

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  epyk_pryncess  |  8

considering the one who said circumcision was free is also from the US is why I said something. not once was Canada brought up. since Canada has free health care and the US doesn't, please don't compare when it's something not comparable.

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  epyk_pryncess  |  8

236- please don't take offense to why I just said, it was not meant to offend, I think my wording came off a little harsh. but what I was saying was the one who started the "free"circumcision rant is from the US and has no clue what s/he is saying

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  dbss11  |  3

I agree with epic, people shouldn't say things that they don't know, because then they convey false information to others and then they spread that information and it causes a chain reaction. so just don't assume things pretty much, and it's just really annoying when someone is talking about something they know nothing about, makes them sound ignorant too

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  itsmeyippie  |  0

So you are stating you have never gotten into an argruement with someone that is stubborn and tries to change your words? Internet or not, mother/father or not, even mature or not, It's still kinda frustrating. I would know because there is like 50 of these people in my school, haters can hate, it's annoying.

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Today, I got circumferenced by my zipper.. I'm gonna say that to some lucky stranger/acquaintenance(I feel like I misspelled this, but it's a hassle to check from my ipod..) tomorrow.

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