NSFW: Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was...

randm1 2 December 2009, 19:09 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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Bobby M 16 May 2011, 16:33 Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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loser 10 October 2009, 20:45 France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML

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Anonymous 15 May 2018, 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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Anonymous 21 March 2012, 04:50 Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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itwaswarm 25 September 2015, 21:04 Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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not cool 28 June 2013, 05:16 Sunnybank, Australia

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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DrewK 14 May 2013, 20:09 Great Falls, United States

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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NotALuckyGuy 7 April 2015, 16:19 Columbus, United States

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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Anonymous 1 May 2009, 04:11 United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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pantyripper 24 March 2014, 12:39 Essendon, Australia

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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blland 0

2 December 2009, 23:45

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

ChristinaLuv 0

3 December 2009, 18:07

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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Comments (126)

ojosverdes26 6

3 December 2009, 00:59

YDI for not wearing underwear.

Erik_Holmgren 0

4 February 2011, 07:59

you know, theres a hole in your underpants that you stick your dick through when you pee. this has happened to me plenty of times while I had underpants on.

ScaryyMary 14

3 December 2009, 01:04

Why not splurge on a nice pair of undies? Obviously, you're not Jewish, so it shouldn't be a big deal for you...

k43L1 0

4 December 2009, 02:48

wtf dont be a troll

jmack8796 0

28 October 2010, 06:20

it's not trolling if it's true

Link5794 18

17 October 2012, 22:42

Well, it's trolling, so therefore it can't be true.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

3 December 2009, 01:33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

You definitely deserved it fir having a foreskin. just a pouch for collecting disease AND your penis looks retarded. but seeing as you can't do much now, FYL too. I know if I closed my balls in the zipper I would scream low pitched voice or not.