By randm1 - 02/12/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
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blland 0
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lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

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ChristinaLuv 0
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penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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APD16 1
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Ow! I feel sorry for you man, that's really bad when it happens :(

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icall_BS 0
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Circumcision? I thought people looked down on that.

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iBurnTrees 6
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yea seriously. hit up wallmart for some undies lol.

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DeJahVu 0
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There something about Marry.

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xbiohazardx 0
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dejahvu I was thinking the same thing lol and I actually cringed when I read this. :p ouch

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timtamslam 19
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I actually only read this FML to see if anyone thought the same. :D

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APD16 1
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Aw, that sucks man. It's really nasty when that happens :(

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MrPlopper 9
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FRANKS AND BEANS!!

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PimhNL 3
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rofl ydt

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blland 0
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lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

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KingHumanity 0
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Consider yourself lucky. Would have been a HELL WORSE if you didn't have foreskin. In before "LOLOL YDI FOR HAVING FORESKIN YOUR DICK IS FUGLY EWWW"

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FederalAgent 0
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self circumcision.... lolololololololololololololololol

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DarkWaffle 0
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Lol perdix alway wins

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kiki1705 20
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Fix? There's nothing to fix if you have foreskin, it's not some mistake to be fixed. It's natural, therefore normal and it has protecting function.

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schnikerdoodles 0
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Good thing I had it removed. Hurts even more without it though.

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