Intimacy: Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was...

By randm1 - 02/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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blland 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:45

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

ChristinaLuv 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:07

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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APD16 1

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:21

Ow! I feel sorry for you man, that's really bad when it happens :(

icall_BS 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:52

Circumcision? I thought people looked down on that.

iBurnTrees 6

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:07

yea seriously. hit up wallmart for some undies lol.

andrewzzz 0

Friday 8 October 2010 18:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Mons_fml 27

Monday 10 September 2012 7:51

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DeJahVu 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:27

There something about Marry.

xbiohazardx 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:36

dejahvu I was thinking the same thing lol and I actually cringed when I read this. :p ouch

timtamslam 19

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:44

I actually only read this FML to see if anyone thought the same. :D

APD16 1

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:28

Aw, that sucks man. It's really nasty when that happens :(

MrPlopper 9

Monday 20 August 2012 9:54

FRANKS AND BEANS!!

PimhNL 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:35

rofl ydt

blland 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:45

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

KingHumanity 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:55

Consider yourself lucky. Would have been a HELL WORSE if you didn't have foreskin. In before "LOLOL YDI FOR HAVING FORESKIN YOUR DICK IS FUGLY EWWW"

theArmygirl2011 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:14

that's mean!

perdix 29

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:01

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FederalAgent 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 1:06

self circumcision.... lolololololololololololololololol

lydiarobinson 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:24

Kudos to you.

DarkWaffle 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 19:33

Lol perdix alway wins

kiki1705 20

Friday 4 April 2014 14:45

Fix? There's nothing to fix if you have foreskin, it's not some mistake to be fixed. It's natural, therefore normal and it has protecting function.

schnikerdoodles 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:17

Good thing I had it removed. Hurts even more without it though.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:23

ouch that hurts

HyperExecuter 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:38

ouch

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