FML : Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By randm1 - / Wednesday 2 December 2009 19:09 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#700913 - Thursday 3 December 2009 0:01

Self-circumcision is never the way to go.

Sorry your parents didn't fix that when you were a baby.

By blland | 0

#700881 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:45

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

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By APD16 | 1

#700810 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:21

Ow! I feel sorry for you man, that's really bad when it happens :(

icall_BS | 0

#968386 - Friday 26 March 2010 4:52

Circumcision?
I thought people looked down on that.

iBurnTrees | 6

#1258714 - Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:07

yea seriously. hit up wallmart for some undies lol.

andrewzzz | 0

#1517990 - Friday 8 October 2010 18:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mons_fml | 26

#4914507 - Monday 10 September 2012 7:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By DeJahVu | 0

#700825 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:27

There something about Marry.

xbiohazardx | 0

#1153233 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:36

dejahvu I was thinking the same thing lol and I actually cringed when I read this. :p ouch

timtamslam | 19

#1782742 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:44

I actually only read this FML to see if anyone thought the same. :D

By APD16 | 1

#700827 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:28

Aw, that sucks man. It's really nasty when that happens :(

MrPlopper | 9

#4838015 - Monday 20 August 2012 9:54

FRANKS AND BEANS!!

By PimhNL | 3

#700843 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:35

rofl ydt

By blland | 0

#700881 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:45

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

By KingHumanity | 0

#700901 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:55

Consider yourself lucky.
Would have been a HELL WORSE if you didn't have foreskin.

In before "LOLOL YDI FOR HAVING FORESKIN YOUR DICK IS FUGLY EWWW"

theArmygirl2011 | 0

#2772704 - Monday 27 June 2011 20:14

that's mean!

By perdix | 29

#700913 - Thursday 3 December 2009 0:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

FederalAgent | 0

#701053 - Thursday 3 December 2009 1:06

self circumcision.... lolololololololololololololololol

lydiarobinson | 0

#940670 - Saturday 13 March 2010 1:24

Kudos to you.

DarkWaffle | 0

#1285856 - Sunday 22 August 2010 19:33

Lol perdix alway wins

kiki1705 | 20

#5904798 - Friday 4 April 2014 14:45

Fix? There's nothing to fix if you have foreskin, it's not some mistake to be fixed. It's natural, therefore normal and it has protecting function.

By schnikerdoodles | 0

#700951 - Thursday 3 December 2009 0:17

Good thing I had it removed. Hurts even more without it though.

By ILoveMyLifeSoMuc | 0

#700959 - Thursday 3 December 2009 0:23

ouch that hurts

By HyperExecuter | 0

#700995 - Thursday 3 December 2009 0:38

ouch

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