By randm1 - 02/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
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lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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Ow! I feel sorry for you man, that's really bad when it happens :(

Circumcision? I thought people looked down on that.

yea seriously. hit up wallmart for some undies lol.

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There something about Marry.

dejahvu I was thinking the same thing lol and I actually cringed when I read this. :p ouch

I actually only read this FML to see if anyone thought the same. :D

Aw, that sucks man. It's really nasty when that happens :(

FRANKS AND BEANS!!

rofl ydt

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

Consider yourself lucky. Would have been a HELL WORSE if you didn't have foreskin. In before "LOLOL YDI FOR HAVING FORESKIN YOUR DICK IS FUGLY EWWW"

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self circumcision.... lolololololololololololololololol

Lol perdix alway wins

Fix? There's nothing to fix if you have foreskin, it's not some mistake to be fixed. It's natural, therefore normal and it has protecting function.

Good thing I had it removed. Hurts even more without it though.