Health: Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my...

By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By thegreatcometofawayhamilton - 20/10/2017 01:48

Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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No excuses

By Ouch - 28/02/2015 02:25 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Agony

By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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CalebLawrence 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:49

Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.

YoloWhiteRSA 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:55

Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.

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Awesomeify 15

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:48

You took it at bit too literal there, OP.

20bricks 28

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:48

At least it didn't cost you an arm and a leg.

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:50

He got it for the low price of a leg fracture! Call now and receive 2 for only 19.99 plus S&H to the hospital!

CalebLawrence 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:49

Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.

Rozay333 36

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:51

At least your mom was trying to be supportive! :) Hope you heal quickly and get back on the dance floor asap! Good luck OP!!!

YoloWhiteRSA 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:55

Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.

PePziNL 20

Thursday 23 June 2016 2:19

Yeah or in this case, maybe dont /always/ listen to your mother.

sillymama 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:57

Damn.

Rawrshi 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:20

That's the spirit!

james_logan 19

Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:33

First you break your hand in your competitive dramatic speech, and now this!

Geckosrock99 33

Wednesday 22 June 2016 15:40

You know you're not really supposed to break your leg, right?

lui_pg 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 16:36

The dramatic speech competition really paid off

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