FML : Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dancingqueef / Wednesday 22 June 2016 02:39 / United States - Kingston

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By CalebLawrence | 25

#6633765 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:49

Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.

By YoloWhiteRSA | 20

#6633776 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:55

Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.

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By Awesomeify | 15

#6633763 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:48

You took it at bit too literal there, OP.

By 20bricks | 28

#6633764 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:48

At least it didn't cost you an arm and a leg.

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SecundusSecunda | 27

#6633767 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:50

He got it for the low price of a leg fracture! Call now and receive 2 for only 19.99 plus S&H to the hospital!

By CalebLawrence | 25

#6633765 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:49

Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.

By Rozay333 | 28

#6633769 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:51

At least your mom was trying to be supportive! :) Hope you heal quickly and get back on the dance floor asap! Good luck OP!!!

By YoloWhiteRSA | 20

#6633776 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:55

Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.

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PePziNL | 20

#6634393 - Thursday 23 June 2016 02:19

Yeah or in this case, maybe dont /always/ listen to your mother.

By sillymama | 18

#6633778 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:57

Damn.

By Rawrshi | 25

#6633794 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:20

That's the spirit!

By james_logan | 19

#6633803 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:33

First you break your hand in your competitive dramatic speech, and now this!

By Geckosrock99 | 32

#6633958 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 03:40

You know you're not really supposed to break your leg, right?

By lui_pg | 21

#6634012 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 04:36

The dramatic speech competition really paid off

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