By Matt - 12/08/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 075
You deserved it 2 674

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(

Kypopz 9


Kypopz 9
Jvr91 8

By jobless, are you implying she's working the corner, making the big bucks

SesameSpeed 7

Yeah dude. Cheating isn't right, dump that bitch!

n_epic_fail 14

that FML about family sending their son's ex wife Christmas gifts.... that'll soon aply to u. smh

They are right cause the bitch will take you to the bank in the divorce

Bekeliyr 10

Wow if she cheated on somebody like you who hold a profession something as a doctor, then you must not satisfy her.

I thought that too at first, wsquah, but if he can prove she was cheating then she will get absolutely nothing from him.

I don't see the problem? Dump the ***** an then when you're doing perfectly fine financially tell them to shut it

Pixxio_O 11

Does that mean your going to become a crack ***** :O

Is there any reason they think that? Like do you gamble a lot or something?

lionandthelamb61 9

Jvr91, the OP is really a dentist, he told me last night while he was roofied. OP, your soon-to-be ex-wife may be a domineering, double-crossing, manipulative, Melissa-esque, sluty ****-****, but I'm sure you'll soon meet a hot escort/stripper with a kick ass, illegitimate son. Albeit non-traditional, there will definately be love, marriage, and a baby, just not in that order. (P.S. Doug's on the roof)

prince122 0

hey maybe his ex is the Satan by day, crack ***** at night chick.

This must be DocBastard in disguise.

Vasin_fml 15

Aww after reading the first sentence, I was hoping the rest would rhyme :(

zendaddy0 0

99 problems and a bitch ain't one but your parents might be 2 of them for now -___-

andy_l 14

It's always the guys that get the blame ...

sparklecherry 4

Could you be any more stupid?

Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(

No, they don't. They just like his wife, I guess.

All I can say is good for him! He should tell his family that he may struggle for a while, but he will survive without the gold digging, cheating hag.

otb113 7

yeah, and his wife sounds like a real bitch.

They kinda do,because unless there was a pre-nup she gets half his stuff and she could get rehabilitive alimony until she can support me,i'm a doctor.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

What I don't understand is why you waited 2 years to divorce her ass. She was unemployed AND cheating on you. You're wife was a dumb bitch.

Balls to them! Do what you want to do, and live happy.

No sir, balls to you. As to take your balls back, and do whatever you want regardless of your family's opinion.

flockz 19

balls here balls there balls everywhere! too many damn balls. im going ballistic!

I am adding a certain pair of spherical objects (often a child's toy), with the exception mine have some hair on it, to this thread.

Hi_I_am_Q 0

"OHHH!!!! BALLS TO ME!!!!!" - =3

MrSexyPants 14

Your family sucks as much as your wife does. I hope you signed a prenup.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Depends on what you mean by the wife 'sucks'..

MrSexyPants 14
rlfender 3

well apparently ur family doesn't know this

tylersign 11

Yeah, apparently. It's just OP's family after all. >.>

Good luck.. Some people are just too dumb for this world...

ColoradoS 2

Don't put up with the crap.

itsgen 16

I'm srry to say this but ur family are some stupid people! I'd tell you to leave the *****

Can i have some of what your parents are on? Obviously its pretty strong stuff

choirnerd9 0

I'm sorry about your wife, but at least now you are rid of her :) And your family will realize that you can care for yourself eventually.