By randm1 - 02/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
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blland 0

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

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ChristinaLuv 0

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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MyDailyLife 1

Were you wanking or pissing? and if ur were pissing hows that intimate?

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computer_chik 0

Wow... the stuff posted here about Mormon's is so incredibly wrong it's not even funny. Next time, ask someone who's Mormon instead of just making it up as you go along.

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gagneana000 5

Mormons suck, I would know, I'm surrounded by them(;

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gagneana000 5

What the hell? Why does it say my name is gagneana? Creepy guy in the picture! That is an fml in itself.

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gaby1234_fml 2

umm shouldnt u have been wearing some form of underwear?

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mred870 0

if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.

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KOTFrank 0

Intact guys don't shake it. They squeeze it like toothpaste.

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Alphonsuuuu 0

Ow. My crotch gave a sympathy twinge for that one. And I don't even have a foreskin. Or a penis for that matter.

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beastmode96 0

ydi for beung un cut but still ouch

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Link5794 18

Would you want to cut off part of one of your most sensitive and instinctively valued organs? No? Then shut the hell up.

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