Health: Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By Walaa Hamdan - 31/08/2021 04:01

Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML

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By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Beewwwbs - 09/11/2018 19:00 - Australia - Wembley

Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move without a bra on, and stiffen my neck and back muscles so badly I thought I had an ear infection. This will last "a few weeks to months". FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By milkysubstance - 14/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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boxter57 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:36

Will your baby suck on your armpit?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:37

Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)

Comments

Wizardly01 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:07

LOLLLL!!!!!

seahawksfan900 11

Friday 30 September 2011 8:05

Ha for triplets

ahoso 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:30

Thts awesome

Seduisant 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:45

How does OP deserve it? Can she prevent extra boobs popping up places?

cartmenlibby 1

Monday 14 November 2011 23:42

that's disgusting.

StonerTurtles 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:54

Mrs. Triple-Nipple!!!!

monkiki62 5

Thursday 31 May 2012 2:10

It won't get as big as a regular boob once ur prego. It's a common thing to have that in one of ur armpits. It's actually fat tissue. Which is pretty much what ur boobs are