FML : Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move...

Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move without a bra on, and stiffen my neck and back muscles so badly I thought I had an ear infection. This will last "a few weeks to months". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Beewwwbs - / Friday 9 November 2018 19:00 / Australia - Wembley

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By ajh1800 | 23

#7720955 - Friday 9 November 2018 13:40

If it's that bad, go see your OBGYN and try a different type of birth control.

By Yudith | 17

#7720932 - Friday 9 November 2018 12:41

For our own health, you must stay seated with a table supporting your boobs at all times and let all your male coworkers and your boyfriend/husband/creepy pervert fetch the stuff you need. If they complain, you may attach two 25kg rocks to their chest with one of your bras.

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By Sam Dawoud | 5

#7720924 - Friday 9 November 2018 12:31

I am a freelance brassiere. For 32Es I’ll even do the job for free

By Yudith | 17

#7720932 - Friday 9 November 2018 12:41

By ajh1800 | 23

#7720955 - Friday 9 November 2018 13:40

If it's that bad, go see your OBGYN and try a different type of birth control.

By jkjorn | 12

#7720998 - Friday 9 November 2018 15:27

Sorry to hear that and I hope it clears up soon. But in the meantime, consider sending pictures of them to men with cancer to alleviate their suffering.

By ImGladImNotU | 13

#7721007 - Friday 9 November 2018 16:04

Change the pill. side effects rarely go away. I had to try 3 or 4 types before I found one that worked for me

By swervelol | 28

#7721012 - Friday 9 November 2018 16:19

I had the same thing happen when I went on the pill my 32 E's are now 32 F's, the swelling and tenderness does go away but prepare to go bra shopping. If it does become extremely unmanageable then you should go to your OBGYN.