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Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 September 2011 15:47 / United States
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  leadman1989  |  15

Strippers gave bank accounts like everyone else. Plus most of the time the club changes it out for them so it has lots of singles for customers. -_-

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  alstbv12  |  13

30- Well I guess you are just more knowledgeable on the subject than the rest of fml users. I always believed strippers just lived in the clubs. I guess I learned something new. Thank you. (you see. That is sarcasm)

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  leadman1989  |  15

Yeah because sarcasm comes across so well in text (see that was sarcasm).

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  fthislyfe  |  22

Leadman: It's funny how you judge people by their age. When I first saw this comment I thought you were like 30 or 40 but you're 21 LOL. I guess you're so happy about it.

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  itsame0987  |  18

I agree with 38.. Op if you can concentrate long enough to count past 100 then break it up in sections.. Make 12 stacks of ten.. Then all you have to do is count the stacks.. Not that difficult

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  leadman1989  |  15

It's a subject he COULDN'T possibly know about first hand "legally". This lady could have just as easily been a waitress or bartender. I get it's a joke but it's a joke with a wink and a nod and in this puritanical society enough people look down on women and men who work in the adult entertainment industry. Jokes at the expense of others are rather tasteless and shows that you aren't clever enough to come up with anything else. :|

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  stacianichole  |  2

Dunno if you're referring to me, but I'm actually 27 and my birthdate isn't posted on my profile. So it must be someone else. But still, why get defensive if it was the case? No one likes a shameful, guilty stripper.

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  stacianichole  |  2

No, you're taking this TOO seriously. I, personally, find it hard to 'respect' strippers. I'm a woman, I think it's disgusting for many reasons. So you're saying it's ok for men to exploit women for money and vice versa but Heaven forbid someone crack a joke about strippers. We are all allowed to have our own opinions but you need to calm down and stop defending the sex industry cause it just looks like you're taking it personally. Think about your moral crusade before you embark on it.

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  leadman1989  |  15

"no one likes a shameful guilty stripper" Because of shit like that. That's how you truly feel and what I meant by the "jokes" about people that work in the sex industry are always made with winks an nods as in well it's a joke but we all know it's really true. I've never been a stripper (not that I wouldn't do it) but i don't pass judgment on someone else for doing it. I don't see how that's exploitation but someone working at Walmart far longer and harder making less isn't.

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  fthislyfe  |  22

Leadman: I saw this on your profile: "You can also check me out on other parts of the porn directory. like YouTube, twitter, Facebook, G+, deviant art et cetera. But I go by different names so good luck with that muhuhuwhahahaha!!!!!!111one." Is that a joke? Or are you really a... ?????

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  schmelia  |  10

Leadman - In this case, I think stacianichole is referring to the sexual objectification of women for money when she refers to exploitation. People that work at Wallmart are not generally objectified in the same way strippers are.

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  leadman1989  |  15

So over working and under paying people is fine as long as they don't taken their tops off? I say bullshit! They provide a service and are in return compensated (very well I might add) for their time... sounds like economics 101. Anything beyond that is personal and probably emotional.

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  KeXu  |  6

if somebody DOES pay you in pennies, purposely keep losing track to keep them there forever. if they leave you can pretend they didnt pay in full

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

If someone pays you entirely in unrolled pennies and the total is over a dollar, you can legally decline to make the transaction and direct them to the nearest bank.

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  Autoshot  |  9

You need to stack bills in piles of ten to count up to $120? Pft lol gtfo. I hope the short bus is coming by to pick you guys up soon.

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

131 - Because you're an all-star at everything? Get out, nobody wants your sad, horrible attempt at trolling. Crawl back under your bridge. And on a side note, I'm riding the bus AND it gave me a free helmet.

By  bansheebomber  |  14

Basic counting fail. I won't be "count"ing on you anytime soon.

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  aruam365  |  24

Yeah... BUT I'd be suspicious of a woman or man, paying entirely with singles. Sounds like she -may- have been a stripper! yuck, wouldn't want to touch that cash!

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