By Arcanin3Boss - 23/06/2015 06:37 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML
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"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards

At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.

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I guess they were cross that she didn't nail it.

mds9986 24

Crucifixion jokes aren't funny but I won't get hung up on it.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Crucifixion jokes are bloody boring anyway...

Give a big hand to these guys; their crucifixion puns really take your breath away.

mds9986 24

Idk, these puns feel like a thorn in my head.

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Your downvoted comment says otherwise

"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards

just read this in a VN h scene almost spit my water out when I read it

mariah_1_11 22

My great grandpa's prayer was: "good food, good meat, good God lets eat."

We all make mistakes.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Apparently you've never heard of the most interesting man in the world. I'd bet he doesn't.

everybody has those days.

At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.

'Warning, the characters in this tale are entirely fictitious...' is an even worse way to end it.

"Peace out, NERDS! " *exits on a skateboard*

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."

"We have to get a res erection for my dad"

tantanpanda 26

embrace the south park in you.

One_In_Three 24

"Hail Satan!"

ZombieVampirez 24

You tried. Thats all that matters. :)

you should of just laught it off op, I dont think they would of taken it seriously, and u should of just said it after it was mistake i bet they would of laught as well, i hope they understand mistakes happen

JohnTheDonJuan 11

It's should have and would have. Jesus Christ dude, your comment was riddled with that same mistake... repeatedly.

Could of should of would of. I just had to of gone and done that.

my bad was talking to friend while writing this i wasnt paying attention haha

And I'm assuming you were talking to another friend while writing that comment as well.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter what you say so long as you're respectful about it.

I'm sure they will understand bet you gave them a good laugh.

If you start the next prayer time with "There once was a man from Nantucket... " I guarantee they will never ask you again.

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It's not that rare. Sometimes my jokes just fall flat.