By RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) - 17/12/2014 18:47 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML
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Ghost_Kaulitz 16
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Your roommate is my spirit animal.

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tzemmy 25
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what if you really were bleeding though the ass and didn't see it through the ketchup?

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Ghost_Kaulitz 16
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Your roommate is my spirit animal.

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Gravenmuir 18
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Next time put chocolate sauce on his French fries before he gets them. Payback...

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ComoEsJuan 24
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That sounds like a gift, not a prank. Have you ever eaten fries with ice cream? Amazing.

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vikky538 28
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or fries with peanut butter...

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joyboy390 12
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Thats not payback thats helping them out that is a great combo.

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foxwasalamb 24
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thank you juan. everyone thinks im weird

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wyverntail 15
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Perhaps maybe you meant hot sauce?

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cp399 14
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I need to try this sometime

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ckibb97 22
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That is genius

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thes7274473 19
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Not original, though. Didn't you read Captain Underpants as a kid? That was one of their favorite pranks.

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heathertail 14
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It is, but I think he should get his roommate back for that.

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tzemmy 25
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what if you really were bleeding though the ass and didn't see it through the ketchup?

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Nexpecto 28
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I want to know, since when do little girls freak out about bleeding assholes?

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thatguynamedsky 32
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um I don't think they're supposed to bleed there

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Mf2307 15
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it would be time to go to the hospital or doctor if u were

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incoherentrmblr 21
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Could just be really bad constipation or internal hemroids. Happens to me every now and then...

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Nexpecto 28
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Idiot down voters can suck my left one. OP wrote "like a little girl" about her "bleeding" ass.

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brookenicolee29 27
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I think it's time to start planning revenge.

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LittleBastard 20
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I think plotting would work better here, sounds more sinister. Planning sounds like hes going to take his roomate out for an expensive dinner then make the roomate pay for everything. But hey, revenge is revenge.

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Nexpecto 28
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#59 Get out.

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tzemmy 25
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edit: I didn't mean to comment again.

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ifoundwaldo123 12
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Hahaha that's actually pretty funny OP.

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BadApple88 29
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Oh bloody hell

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pooldude 24
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i dun kno why but i read this in a british accent.

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teentee401 36
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Cause it's a British expression

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AL3XFML 7
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"When I stood up to examine my handiwork" lmao this was so well written

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