FML : Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl,...

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) - / Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:47 / Lebanon - Beirut

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By Ghost_Kaulitz | 16

#6147315 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:20

Your roommate is my spirit animal.

By tzemmy | 25

#6147328 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:24

what if you really were bleeding though the ass and didn't see it through the ketchup?

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By Ghost_Kaulitz | 16

#6147315 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:20

Your roommate is my spirit animal.

By Gravenmuir | 18

#6147318 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:21

Next time put chocolate sauce on his French fries before he gets them. Payback...

ComoEsJuan | 24

#6147356 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:36

That sounds like a gift, not a prank. Have you ever eaten fries with ice cream? Amazing.

vikky538 | 28

#6147423 - Thursday 18 December 2014 1:46

or fries with peanut butter...

joyboy390 | 12

#6147501 - Thursday 18 December 2014 4:07

Thats not payback thats helping them out that is a great combo.

foxwasalamb | 24

#6147570 - Thursday 18 December 2014 5:20

thank you juan. everyone thinks im weird

wyverntail | 15

#6147928 - Thursday 18 December 2014 18:31

Perhaps maybe you meant hot sauce?

By cp399 | 14

#6147321 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:23

I need to try this sometime

By ckibb97 | 22

#6147327 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:24

That is genius

thes7274473 | 19

#6147801 - Thursday 18 December 2014 13:55

Not original, though. Didn't you read Captain Underpants as a kid? That was one of their favorite pranks.

heathertail | 14

#6147845 - Thursday 18 December 2014 15:21

It is, but I think he should get his roommate back for that.

By tzemmy | 25

#6147328 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:24

what if you really were bleeding though the ass and didn't see it through the ketchup?

Nexpecto | 28

#6147582 - Thursday 18 December 2014 5:47

I want to know, since when do little girls freak out about bleeding assholes?

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6147651 - Thursday 18 December 2014 7:01

um I don't think they're supposed to bleed there

Mf2307 | 14

#6147945 - Thursday 18 December 2014 19:06

it would be time to go to the hospital or doctor if u were

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6148324 - Friday 19 December 2014 8:07

Could just be really bad constipation or internal hemroids. Happens to me every now and then...

Nexpecto | 28

#6148715 - Friday 19 December 2014 21:22

Idiot down voters can suck my left one. OP wrote "like a little girl" about her "bleeding" ass.

By brookenicolee29 | 27

#6147329 - Thursday 18 December 2014 0:24

I think it's time to start planning revenge.

LittleBastard | 20

#6147776 - Thursday 18 December 2014 12:54

I think plotting would work better here, sounds more sinister. Planning sounds like hes going to take his roomate out for an expensive dinner then make the roomate pay for everything.
But hey, revenge is revenge.